You know, the first time I saw you, you were wearing a tuxedo at the bar. You were very dashing. I liked the mascara.

[shakes his head]

But the first time I saw you was in the elevator.

Really?

You don't remember?

Mmm, I guess you do kind of blend in here, huh? Did I scowl at you?

No, you smiled.

I did?

Yes, it was a complete accident. A freak. I haven't seen it since. Just that one time.