Most scenes together: Natasha "Nat" Romanoff & Yelena Belova (5), Natasha "Nat" Romanoff & Alexei Shostakov / Red Guardian (3), Alexei Shostakov / Red Guardian & Yelena Belova (3)
Here's what's going to happen.
Natasha, don't slouch!
I'm not slouching!
You're going to get a back hunch.
Listen to your mother.
Oh my God, this…
Up, up!
All right, enough! All of you!
I didn't say anything, that's not fair!
How many others are there?
Enough.
Okay, you got a plan, or shall I just stay, duck, and cover?
My plan was to drive us away!
It's a shit plan.
Never family, huh? In my heart, I am simple man. And I think that for a couple deep undercover Russian agents, I think we did pretty great as parents, huh?
Yes, we had our orders, and we played our roles to perfection.
Who cares? That wasn’t real.
What?
That wasn’t real. Who cares-
Don’t say that. Please don’t say that. It was real. It was real to me. You are my mother. [tearfully glares at Melina] You were my real mother! The closest thing I ever had to one. The best part of my life was fake... [deep exhale] and none of you told me. [bangs table; to Melina] And those agents you chemically subjugated around the globe? That was me. Mmm. [to Natasha] And you, you got out. Dreykov made sure no one could escape. Are you gonna say anything? [Natasha remains silent and looks away] No. [brushes off Melina] Don't touch me. [leaves with vodka bottle]
Valentina Allegra de Fontaine: [blowing her nose] Sorry. I'm allergic to the Midwest. What this woman did? Honestly, I can't even imagine.
You're not supposed to be bothering me on my holiday time, Valentina.
Oh. Bothering you? Oh no, no, no, I’m just here paying my respects.
Mm. You know, coming here makes you look desperate.
Oho-kay!
I want a raise.
Oh yeah. You and me both. Believe me…you're gonna earn it. [pulls a tablet out of her purse] I've got your next target. Thought I'd hand-deliver it. [opens the tablet and hands it to Yelena] Maybe you'd like a shot at the man responsible for your sister's death. [the tablet contains a photo of Clint Barton] Kind of a cutie, don't you think?
Why the aggression, huh? Is it your time of the month?
I don't get my period, dipshit. I don't have a uterus.
Or ovaries.
That's what happens when the Red Room gives you an involuntary hysterectomy. They kinda just go in and rip out all your reproductive organs. They just get right in there and chop them all away. So you can't have babies.
OK, OK, you don't have to get so clinical and nasty! [sits]
Oh I was just going to talk about Fallopian tubes. OK!
I wish I could believe that you cared, but you're not even the first mother that abandoned me.
Before I was an Avenger, I made mistakes…and a lot of enemies.
It's funny. My whole life, I didn't think I had any family…turns out I got two.
We're family. We fight with you!
