Scenes with Yelena Belova
6 scenes
Alexei Shostakov
[Yelena hits Alexei after his rescue from the Arctic prison]
Why the aggression, huh? Is it your time of the month?
Yelena Belova
I don't get my period, dipshit. I don't have a uterus.
NR Natasha Romanoff
Or ovaries.
Yelena
That's what happens when the Red Room gives you an involuntary hysterectomy. They kinda just go in and rip out all your reproductive organs. They just get right in there and chop them all away. So you can't have babies.
Alexei
[overlap at 'chop them all away', disgusted at the detail]
OK, OK, you don't have to get so clinical and nasty! [sits]
Yelena
Oh I was just going to talk about Fallopian tubes. OK!
NR Natasha Romanoff
Here's what's going to happen.
MV Melina Vostokoff
Natasha, don't slouch!
N Natasha
I'm not slouching!
M Melina
You're going to get a back hunch.
Alexei Shostakov
Listen to your mother.
N Natasha
Oh my God, this…
Alexei
Up, up!
N Natasha
All right, enough! All of you!
Yelena Belova
I didn't say anything, that's not fair!
Alexei Shostakov
[over a meal, Natasha and the others debate their previous cover as a family]
Never family, huh? In my heart, I am simple man. And I think that for a couple deep undercover Russian agents, I think we did pretty great as parents, huh?
MV Melina Vostokoff
Yes, we had our orders, and we played our roles to perfection.
NR Natasha Romanoff
Who cares? That wasn’t real.
Yelena Belova
What?
N Natasha
That wasn’t real. Who cares-
Yelena
Don’t say that. Please don’t say that. It was real. It was real to me. You are my mother. [tearfully glares at Melina] You were my real mother! The closest thing I ever had to one. The best part of my life was fake... [deep exhale] and none of you told me. [bangs table; to Melina] And those agents you chemically subjugated around the globe? That was me. Mmm. [to Natasha] And you, you got out. Dreykov made sure no one could escape. Are you gonna say anything? [Natasha remains silent and looks away] No. [brushes off Melina] Don't touch me. [leaves with vodka bottle]
Yelena Belova
Okay, you got a plan, or shall I just stay, duck, and cover?
NR Natasha Romanoff
My plan was to drive us away!
Yelena Belova
It's a shit plan.
NR Natasha Romanoff
How many others are there?
Yelena Belova
Enough.
[post-credits scene: Yelena tends to Natasha's grave, and gets a visitor]
Valentina Allegra de Fontaine: [blowing her nose] Sorry. I'm allergic to the Midwest. What this woman did? Honestly, I can't even imagine.
Yelena
You're not supposed to be bothering me on my holiday time, Valentina.
V Valentina
Oh. Bothering you? Oh no, no, no, I’m just here paying my respects.
Yelena
Mm. You know, coming here makes you look desperate.
V Valentina
[laughs]
Oho-kay!
Yelena
I want a raise.
V Valentina
Oh yeah. You and me both. Believe me…you're gonna earn it. [pulls a tablet out of her purse] I've got your next target. Thought I'd hand-deliver it. [opens the tablet and hands it to Yelena] Maybe you'd like a shot at the man responsible for your sister's death. [the tablet contains a photo of Clint Barton] Kind of a cutie, don't you think?
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