Reese Witherspoon movie quotes

View Quote Bend... and snap!

View Quote The rules of hair care are simple and finite. Any Cosmo girl would have known.

View Quote And two weeks ago, I killed Cameron Diaz at Fred Segal, when I talked her out of buying this truly heinous angora sweater. Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed!

View Quote I may have been a lonely, home-wrecking whore, but I saved lives! [after remembering she's a doctor]

View Quote Is that a ring? Have you ever heard of a coaster? Or a trash can, for that matter? I don't care who you are, you're mopping that up. [during her first appearance as a spirit]

View Quote If you could ever really touch me… I think I might wake up from all this.

View Quote Johnny Cash: I want to marry you and I'm telling you it's the time.
June Carter: Well I'm telling you with a hundred certainty that it is not the time. It's not about time, it's not the right time, it's not even quarter to the right time.

View Quote Johnny Cash: I think it's about time, June.
June Carter: Time for what?
Johnny Cash: For you and me... to get married.
June Carter: Go to sleep, John.

View Quote Johnny Cash: Aw, June, love's more important than the tour.
June Carter: Is that right?
Johnny Cash: Yes, it is.
June Carter: Well, then start loving yourself, so we can go back to work.

View Quote Three weeks ago, if you had asked me to fight an alien robot, I would have said "No can do!" But I did it! Me! I'm still buzzing! Did you see how strong I was? There's probably not a jar in this world I can't open!

View Quote Doctor, I'd prefer that you didn't do your mad scientist laugh while I'm hooked up to this machine.

View Quote [to her mother, after B.O.B. hugs her and nearly suffocates her in his gelatinous body] Sorry, Mom. He's a hugger.

View Quote Did'ja ever like somebody so much... that it almost made'ja sick?

View Quote Maureen, have you ever liked somebody so much, it almost made you sick?

View Quote When two people really care about each other, they try to understand things. Even when it's hard.

View Quote Paulette, I taught Bruiser to shop online, I think I can handle congress.

View Quote I didn't know I could be this happy without incurring credit card debt!

View Quote I have always respected redheads as members of a hair color minority.

View Quote The fire went out a long time ago.

View Quote Ash, Ash! What is wrong?

View Quote Norman, would you please tell them what a good singer I am?

View Quote [narrating] None of this would have happened if Mr. McAllister hadn't meddled the way he did. He should have just accepted things as they are instead of trying to interfere with destiny. You see, you can't interfere with destiny. That's why it's destiny. And if you try to interfere, the same thing's going to happen anyway, and you'll just suffer.

View Quote It's like my mom says, "The weak are always trying to sabotage the strong."

View Quote I don't know what you're referring to, but maybe if certain older, wiser people hadn't acted like such little babies, and gotten so mushy, then everything would be OK... and I think certain older people, like you, and your colleague, shouldn't be leching after their students, especially when some of them can't even get their own wives pregnant... and they certainly shouldn't be making slanderous accusations, especially when certain young, naive peoples' mothers are paralegal secretaries at the city's biggest law firm, and have won many successful lawsuits, and if you want to keep questioning me like this, I won't continue without my attorney present.

View Quote Bateman: I don't think we should see each other.
Evelyn: But your friends are my friends and my friends are your friends. I don't think it would work. You have a little something...
Bateman: I know that your friends are my friends and, uh... I thought about that. You can have'em.

View Quote [Just after breaking up]
Evelyn: Where are you going?
Bateman: I am just leaving.
Evelyn: But where?
Bateman: I have to return some videotapes.

View Quote Evelyn: Thousands of roses and lots of chocolate truffles. Godiva, and oysters in the half-shell.
Bateman: [narrating] I'm trying to listen to the new Robert Palmer tape, but Evelyn, my supposed fianc?e, keeps buzzing in my ear.
Evelyn: Annie Leibovitz. We'll get Annie Leibovitz. And we'll have to get someone to videotape. Patrick, we should do it.
Bateman: Do what?
Evelyn: Get married. Have a wedding.
Bateman: No, I can't take the time off work.
Evelyn: Your father practically owns the company. You can do anything you like, silly.
Bateman: I don't want to talk about it.
Evelyn: Well, you hate that job anyway. Why don't you just quit? You don't have to work.
Bateman: Because I want...to fit...in.

View Quote [to Nick] I've built up a certain tolerance for your ****-ups.

View Quote [Nick is reaching for the stolen note, which Lissa has hidden in her private parts] You could at least kiss me when you do that.

View Quote Nick: I thought you were leaving.
Lissa: I thought I was too. Then I realized I didn't have any money.
Nick: [chuckles] Let's walk?
Lissa: Where?
Nick: Anywhere. Away from here.

View Quote Sebastian Valmont: I can't win with you.
Annette Hargrove: It isn't about winning, Sebastian.

View Quote Annette Hargrove: I'm impressed.
Sebastian Valmont: Well, I'm in love.

View Quote Annette Hargrove: You know what your problem is? You take yourself way too seriously.
Sebastian Valmont: I do not.
Annette Hargrove: You should lighten up.
Sebastian Valmont: I am lightened, can we drop this?
Annette Hargrove: Okay. [Makes a funny, ridiculous face at Sebastian]
Sebastian Valmont: Will you stop that?
Annette Hargrove: [Continues to make a face]
Sebastian Valmont: Stop that, it's distracting. [starts to laugh]
Annette Hargrove: Are you laughing?
Sebastian Valmont: [seriously] No.
Annette Hargrove: No? [Makes another face, Sebastian begins to laugh and then regains control]
Annette Hargrove: It's okay, you can laugh, I promise I won't tell anyone. [smiles/smirks]

View Quote Mud’s a born liar. That’s what makes him so likable. He makes people feel good about themselves. He’s a romantic. I don’t think he means to hurt people. But when people get close to him, that’s what happens. I do love him Ellis. But I can’t spend the rest of my life runnin’ with him. I may not know what kind of life I want, but I know that’s not it.