Boy, you got a funny idea about chivalry. When me and my lady go driving, she always rides up front with me.
Nick
Alessandro Nivola · 7 quotes
Lissa
Reese Witherspoon · 5 quotes
Bad Ass Dude
Rocky Carroll · 3 quotes
Bryce
Josh Brolin · 3 quotes
Best Laid Plans quotes
What, you never **** a friend before?
She's sixteen. I mean, what 21-year-old carries around a fake ID saying she's 16? The girl downstairs is 16. Sixteen! I mean, it doesn't matter if she said no. It doesn't matter if she screamed yes, and had a notary public certify it; she's underage! It's statutory! If she presses charges, I will go to jail!
So I guess a second date's out of the question, then, huh?
I love you.
Why do you think I'm doing this?
I thought you were leaving.
I thought I was too. Then I realized I didn't have any money.
Where?
Anywhere. Away from here.
I thought you'd be an older guy.
My profession don't promote career longevity. It's a young man's business.
We're ****.
You're telling me.
You know, not everything in the world revolves around ****.
No, just most things.
[Nick is reaching for the stolen note, which Lissa has hidden in her private parts]
You could at least kiss me when you do that.
I only wanted to get laid, instead I'm getting ****.
We save her, we screw us, and vice versa. But think- who's worth saving here? Who's created this problem? Someone is gonna get hurt, Bryce. It's just a question of who.