Josh Brolin movie quotes

View Quote I guess dubstep never dies.

View Quote [from trailer] Your time's up, you dumbass/dumb****.

View Quote I use a device to slide through time. The longer I travel, the harder it is to control. I got two charges: one to get me here, one to get me home.

View Quote [Upon meeting a tense Ben behind stage before meeting Bobby T] Ah, you look great, you look great.

View Quote [Leading Ben to stage with Bobby T] You got one job out there. Say what's on your mind. You're feeling angry, violent, aggrieved. Don't think before you speak. That's for pussies. Go off. Curse. Shake your dick at the crowd. It's all good Free-Vee.

View Quote [To Ben] our fury at the injustice of the world has stopped you from reaching your full potential. But now, that anger is your superpower. Embrace it!

View Quote Here at Capitol Pictures, as you know, an army of technicians, actors, and top notch artistic people are working hard to bring to the screen the story of the Christ. It's a swell story.

View Quote Tell them, "Thanks, but no thanks." That short enough for you?

View Quote Eddie Mannix: Bless me Father, for I have sinned.
Priest: How long since your last confession my son?
Eddie Mannix: Twenty-seven hours.
Priest: It's really too often, you're not that bad.

View Quote You saw things you shouldn't have seen.

View Quote [after interrogating Ted] You know what the beauty is of you being so beat to a pulp? 'Cause no one's gonna notice a few more scratches.

View Quote Kate Macer: What's our objective?
Matt Graver: [smiles] To dramatically overreact.

View Quote Trupo: When's the last time I was in Jersey? Let me think. Never. What're you doing coming over here without letting anybody know? You don't know you can get hurt doing that? You got your money. Now, never, ever, come into the city again unannounced. You come in to see a ****in Broadway show you call ahead first to see if it's okay with me.

View Quote Trupo: What's this? Don't tell me you're actually gonna arrest Frank Lucas, are you?
Richie: What? Haven't you heard? We're all **** crazy over here. You know what we do here? Cops... arrest... bad guys. The next time you come across the bridge, you should call me first. Just make sure it's safe.

View Quote Trupo: Want to come over here a minute, Frank? [points to the heroin in the trunk of the car] Now what are we gonna do about this?
Frank: We're gonna shut the trunk and say good night, forget you pulled us over.
Trupo: I got a better idea. [Takes out two slabs of heroin] Or would you rather I took it all and threw you and your brother in the ****in' river?
Frank: I don't know, would you rather it's your ****in' house blows up next time?

View Quote Gurney: Do away with these idiots I blame / My stillsuit is full of piss / My hand is caked in sand / Save me from these utter morons, another world / Another land...

View Quote Gurney: No need to be a prophet to see what's ahead. Your path leads to war. You know that. So war is coming. What will you do, when you feel its breath upon your neck?

View Quote Gurney: My Lord. The Great Houses have answered. They refuse to honor your ascendancy.
Stilgar: We await your orders, Lisan al-Gaib.
Paul: Lead them to paradise.

View Quote [The team attacks Thanos at his home. As Steve and Natasha enter, Rocket turns the Infinity Gauntlet over to find the Infinity Stones missing]
Rocket: Oh, no...
Captain America: [to Thanos] Where are they?
Captain Marvel: [Tightens her vise grip on Thanos' throat] Answer the question.
Thanos: The universe required correction. After that, the stones served no purpose beyond temptation.
Bruce: You murdered TRILLIONS! [shoves Thanos to the ground]
Thanos: You should be grateful. [gets punched by Bruce]
Black Widow: Where are the stones?
Thanos: Gone. Reduced to atoms.
Bruce: You used them two days ago!
Thanos: I used the stones to destroy the stones. It nearly killed me, but the work is done. It always will be. I am... inevitable.
War Machine: We have to tear this place apart. He has to be lying!
Nebula: My father is many things. A liar is not one of them.
Thanos: Ahhh. Thank you, daughter. Perhaps I treated you too harshly– [Gets decapitated by Thor]
Rocket: What? What did you do?
Thor: I went for the head.

View Quote [After the Snap is undone, Iron Man, Captain America, and Thor approach Thanos from 2014 after his attack on the New Avengers Facility, who is fully aware of his plan's success and his fate and the Avengers' attempts to undo his plan, and has arrived at Earth]
Iron Man: What's he been doing?
Thor: Absolutely nothing.
Captain America: Where are the stones?
Iron Man: Somewhere under all this. All I know is he doesn't have them.
Captain America: So we keep it that way.
Thor: You know it's a trap, right?
Iron Man: Yeah. And I don't much care.
Thor: Good. Just as long as we are all in agreement... [Summons Mjølnir and Stormbreaker] Let's kill him properly this time.
[The three walk over to confront Thanos face-to-face]
Thanos: You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me. I thought by eliminating half of life, the other half would thrive. But you've shown me that's impossible. And as long as there are those that remember what was, there will always be those that are unable to accept what can be. They will resist.
Iron Man: Yep, we're all kinds of stubborn.
Thanos: I'm thankful. Because now, I know what I must do. I will shred this universe down to its last atom - and then, with the stones you've collected for me, create a new one. Teeming with life, that knows not what it has lost, but only what it has been given. [Thor starts up Stormbreaker and Mjolnir] A grateful universe.
Captain America: Born out of blood.
Thanos: They'll never know it. Because you won't be alive to tell them. [The three fight Thanos]

View Quote [In the final fight for the Nano Gauntlet with the Infinity Stones, Captain Marvel blasts at Thanos, who pulls the Power Stone out of the Gauntlet and uses it in his free hand to hit Captain Marvel away. Iron Man looks at Dr. Strange, who simply raises one finger, reminding him that the one win over Thanos he foresaw is now at risk. As Iron Man nods, Thanos puts the Power Stone back into the Gauntlet, channeling the powers of the Stones. Iron Man attacks Thanos, pulling on the Gauntlet before Thanos punches him away]
Thanos: [as he straightens the Gauntlet on his hand; grinning maniacally] I am… inevitable. [snaps his fingers, but nothing happens except a metallic clink. Looking confused, he turns the Gauntlet around to find the Stones gone, then sees Iron Man with the Stones on the back hand on his suit, looking wide-eyed]
Iron Man: And I... am... Iron Man. [snaps his fingers]
[Elsewhere, Rocket fires at a Leviathan, then takes cover as it crumbles into ash, just as it devours him. The Black Order and Thanos's army start crumbling to ash. Black Panther and Star-Lord look around in surprise. Cap looks on in exhaustion, knowing that they won. In horror, Thanos looks around as he watches his entire army disintegrate. He looks at Cap, who just stares at him. Thanos sits down, and mourns the loss of his army, then his body turns to ash as the remains drift away in the breeze]

View Quote I only wanted to get laid, instead I'm getting ****.

View Quote Nick: You know, not everything in the world revolves around ****.
Bryce: No, just most things.

View Quote Bryce: She's sixteen. I mean, what 21-year-old carries around a fake ID saying she's 16? The girl downstairs is 16. Sixteen! I mean, it doesn't matter if she said no. It doesn't matter if she screamed yes, and had a notary public certify it; she's underage! It's statutory! If she presses charges, I will go to jail!
Nick: So I guess a second date's out of the question, then, huh?

View Quote Duke Leto Atredies: Smile, Gurney.
Gurney Halleck: [stoic] I am smiling.

View Quote Duke Leto Atreides: What do they say about this hellhole again?
Gurney Halleck: "To shower, you scrub your ass with sand," my lord. That's what they say.

View Quote [Paul is to practice fencing with Gurney]
Paul Atreides: I guess I'm not in the mood today.
Gurney Halleck: Mood? What's mood to do with it? You fight when the necessity arises, no matter the mood. Now fight!
[the two begin fighting, and Paul eventually puts his blade to Gurney's throat]
Paul: I have you.
Gurney Halleck: Aye, but look down, my lord. [Paul does, and sees Gurney's blade to his ribs.] We'd have joined each other in death. I see you found the mood.

View Quote Chaney: Shit, you might wanna think about what you're doing here!
Joe Doucett: I've been thinking about it for the last 20 years.

View Quote Burly Man: [Playing crossword puzzle] 39 across, alter ego to Edmond Dantès.
Joe Doucett: Count of Monte Cristo. [Joe smashes his hammer in Marco's skull and screams]

View Quote Chaney: [As Joe straps him down and interrogates him with a knife blade] Wait. What?
Joe Doucett: Hold still...
Chaney: ****! [Joe continues to cut his neck] Ow! Ow! Mother****er. OW! SHIT!
Joe Doucett: [Smirks] Heh, heh.
Chaney: YOU NO-DICK, ASS-LICKING SON OF A BITCH! **** YOU!
Joe Doucett: No, **** you! [Cuts Chaney some more]
Chaney: OH! YOU BOOGER-EATING, PISS-DRINKING MOTHER****ER! If you stop now you may get out of here alive!
Joe Doucett: I'm gonna keep going till I can pull your head off with my bare hands! Okay?
Chaney: [Frantically] Listen to me. LISTEN TO ME! I only run this place, all right? I was hired to keep you here!
Joe Doucett: Who hired you?
Chaney: I can't tell you that!
Joe Doucett: Then do me a favor and shut the **** up! Who hired you?
Chaney: I don't know his ****in' name!

View Quote The world's full of people taking chances.

View Quote Eric Marsh: Fire's making a run for our line, and by the time she gets here she's going to be too strong to hold. Gonna crown that ridge, spot over and run straight into town. If we back burn this side of the mountain, by the time that bitch comes over it won't have no fuel to feed into.
Evaluator Hayes: That's a god-awful idea. All the conditions favor the fire, and when that blaze comes down that mountain it's gonna kick your ass and use your burn to get even stronger, we won't be able to stop it.
Eric Marsh: Well our line's not gonna hold unless we burn it off.
Evaluator Hayes: Well then slow it down until we get more resources up here.
Eric Marsh: What you don't understand sir...
Evaluator Hayes: What you don't understand is forty years, son. I was on the job when you were still shitin' yellow, so if you think you're gonna to make a big move and impress me, i'm tellin' you right now, don't!
Eric Marsh: Due respect sir, you are just an observer, so let us do our job...
Evaluator Hayes: No, you...
Eric Marsh: No no no! Step off, now! Step... off!

View Quote Amanda Marsh: You got something to say to me before you walk out that door?
Eric Marsh: Well, I guess I said some shit last night I shouldn't have.
Amanda Marsh: Yeah. You did. Why?
Eric Marsh: Because.
Amanda Marsh: Because what?
Eric Marsh: 'Cause... you're smarter than I am, especially when we squabble. And it pisses me off.
Amanda Marsh: Well, I can appreciate that.
Eric Marsh: I bet you can.

View Quote Mikey: Hi Willie. Oh, I'm Mike Walsh. You've been expecting me, haven't you? Well I made it. I beat you. I got here in one piece... so far.
[lifts up Willie's patch, exposing bare bone rather than an eye socket] So... that's why they call you "One-Eyed Willie"... One-Eyed Willie... [takes a breath from his inhaler] We had a long comment, huh, Willie? You know something, Willie? You're the first Goonie.
[Mikey realizes the others have entered the chamber]
Mikey: Yo. Hi guys. How's it going? This is Willie... One-Eyed Willie. Say hi, Willie. Those are my friends... the Goonies. How long have you guys been standing there?
Brand: Long enough, Mikey. Long enough

View Quote Mikey: Pee break! Who's gotta go?
[they all raise their hands]
Mikey: Okay, this is the little boys' room, and that cave over there is the little girls' room
[Brand enters a third cave]
Mikey: Brand, where are you going?
Brand: This is the "men's room".
[Mouth and Data look at each other, smile, and follow Brand into the cave]

View Quote Elgin Perkins: Hello guys. I'm Mr Perkins, Troy's father.
Data: I know Troy. He's that cheap guy.
Brand: My dad's not home Mr. Perkins.
Elgin Perkins: Is your mommy here?
Brand: scarcastically No, actually she's out buying Pampers for all of us kids.
Elgin Perkins: [feigning laughing] Papers Joe. You can give these to your father to read through and sign. I'll be by to pick them up in the morning.
Brand: Alright. Thank you.
Elgin Perkins: Thank you.