Oldboy (2013) quotes

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Oldboy (2013) quotes

Burly Man
[Playing crossword puzzle]

39 across, alter ego to Edmond Dantès.

Joe Doucett

Count of Monte Cristo. [Joe smashes his hammer in Marco's skull and screams]

Chaney

Shit, you might wanna think about what you're doing here!

Joe Doucett

I've been thinking about it for the last 20 years.

Chaney
[As Joe straps him down and interrogates him with a knife blade]

Wait. What?

Joe Doucett

Hold still...

Chaney

****! [Joe continues to cut his neck] Ow! Ow! Mother****er. OW! SHIT!

Joe Doucett
[Smirks]

Heh, heh.

Chaney

YOU NO-DICK, ASS-LICKING SON OF A BITCH! **** YOU!

Joe Doucett

No, **** you! [Cuts Chaney some more]

Chaney

OH! YOU BOOGER-EATING, PISS-DRINKING MOTHER****ER! If you stop now you may get out of here alive!

Joe Doucett

I'm gonna keep going till I can pull your head off with my bare hands! Okay?

Chaney
[Frantically]

Listen to me. LISTEN TO ME! I only run this place, all right? I was hired to keep you here!

Joe Doucett

Who hired you?

Chaney

I can't tell you that!

Joe Doucett

Then do me a favor and shut the **** up! Who hired you?

Chaney

I don't know his ****in' name!

Adrian

Heaven make me free of it. The rest is silence.

Chaney

I swear, I don't know nothin'! I swear before God and eight mother****in' white people!

Chaney
[Joe bursts into control room]

Let's go mother****er, me and you, man to man come on. SHIT. You want some get back, let me off this table so you and me can go at it mother****er. What do you say how about it?

Chaney
[Realizing inmates lacking their meal on monitors]

Hello, time to feed the pets! [Realizes unresponsiveness of staff, jumps up from chair] God Damn these mother****ers don't do shit!