Shit, you might wanna think about what you're doing here!
Joe Doucett I've been thinking about it for the last 20 years.
Played by Josh Brolin 
Oldboy (2013) · 7 quotes
Oldboy (2013) · 7 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Oldboy (2013): in 3 of its 7 quotes
Most scenes with: Chaney (2)
Scenes with Joe Doucett
3 scenes Joe Doucett Joe Doucett Hold still...
****! [Joe continues to cut his neck] Ow! Ow! Mother****er. OW! SHIT!
Joe Doucett [Smirks]
Heh, heh.
YOU NO-DICK, ASS-LICKING SON OF A BITCH! **** YOU!
Joe Doucett No, **** you! [Cuts Chaney some more]
OH! YOU BOOGER-EATING, PISS-DRINKING MOTHER****ER! If you stop now you may get out of here alive!
Joe Doucett I'm gonna keep going till I can pull your head off with my bare hands! Okay?
[Frantically]
Listen to me. LISTEN TO ME! I only run this place, all right? I was hired to keep you here!
Joe Doucett Who hired you?
I can't tell you that!
Joe Doucett Then do me a favor and shut the **** up! Who hired you?
I don't know his ****in' name!
Burly Man
[Playing crossword puzzle]
39 across, alter ego to Edmond Dantès.
Joe Doucett Count of Monte Cristo. [Joe smashes his hammer in Marco's skull and screams]
