Matt Kensington
[to Sebastian]
What happened to you, huh? Was it the serum that **** you up, or was it the power?!
2nd most-quoted character in Hollow Man (2000): in 7 of its 20 quotes
Most scenes with: Dr Sebastian Caine (4), Linda McKay (2)
My 5th grade teacher told me that "Genius is the ability to go from A to D without having to go through B and C." Sebastian can do that, but for me, I gotta have the B and C.
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Dr. Kramer
I'm going to call out the scientific council.
Matt
Is there anything we can do in the meantime?
Dr. Kramer
How about clearing out your offices?
For what is worth, we're both very sorry.
Dr. Kramer
It's a little a late for apologies.
Mrs. Kramer
What's the problem?
Dr. Kramer
Just a screw-up at work!
Mrs. Kramer
How bad?
Dr. Kramer
Bad enough to wake up a few Generals.
Did you ever hear the one about Superman and Wonder Woman?
Matt
Stop clowning around.
No, come on, this is a good one. Superman's flying over Metropolis, right? He's horny as hell and he's checking out the rooftops. And all of a sudden, he sees Wonder Woman sunning herself on the roof of the Justice League. I mean, she is lying there, buck naked, and spread eagle. Looks like she wants to get ****, right? So Superman starts thinking to himself, "Oh, my God, I gotta get myself some of that wonderpussy." But then, he realizes that he can fly down, do a little fast pumping, he'll be gone before she even sees him. Because he's Superman, right? He's faster than a speeding bullet. So Superman, he swoops down, he ****s her so quick, she doesn't even see him. Wonder Woman sits up and says, "What the **** was that?", and the Invisible Man says, "I don't know, but my asshole is killing me." That's funny, right?
Matt
Hmm.
C'mon, guys. That's funny.
Matt
Any last words?
Yeah - if I die, pretend I said something deep and clever.
Matt
Sebastian, can you hear me?
The lights! Turn off the... lights!
You can, but your eyelids are transparent.
It's weird. I feel the same, but I'm not here.
I can't take much more testing.
Matt
I know how hard it is.
Bullshit. You don't know anything.
Matt
This isn't easy for any of us.
**** you, Matt! It is easy for you. I was to be in phase-shift for three days. It's been ten **** days, all right? Ten days of tissue tests, radiation tests and your **** needles! I can't **** take it anymore.
Matt
What I meant was...
**** what you meant! And don't ever... Don't ever tell me how hard you have it.
