Dr Sebastian Caine quotes from Hollow Man (2000)

Dr Sebastian Caine

You don't make history by following the rules, you make it by seizing the moment.

Dr Sebastian Caine

It's amazing what you can do when you don't have to look at yourself in the mirror anymore.

Dr Sebastian Caine

One last kiss. For old times' sake.

Sebastian

Did you ever hear the one about Superman and Wonder Woman?

Stop clowning around.

Sebastian

No, come on, this is a good one. Superman's flying over Metropolis, right? He's horny as hell and he's checking out the rooftops. And all of a sudden, he sees Wonder Woman sunning herself on the roof of the Justice League. I mean, she is lying there, buck naked, and spread eagle. Looks like she wants to get ****, right? So Superman starts thinking to himself, "Oh, my God, I gotta get myself some of that wonderpussy." But then, he realizes that he can fly down, do a little fast pumping, he'll be gone before she even sees him. Because he's Superman, right? He's faster than a speeding bullet. So Superman, he swoops down, he ****s her so quick, she doesn't even see him. Wonder Woman sits up and says, "What the **** was that?", and the Invisible Man says, "I don't know, but my asshole is killing me." That's funny, right?

Hmm.

Sebastian

C'mon, guys. That's funny.

Linda

Sebastian, do you have any idea what time it is?

Sebastian

Da Vinci never slept. Said it was a waste of time.

Linda

11 months, and you suddenly come up with it out of the blue. How?

Sebastian

The usual: coffee and Twinkies.

Frank

This is God. You are disturbing the natural order of things, and will be severely punished for all eternity. God has spoken.

Sebastian

How many times I have to tell you, Frank? You're not God. I am.

Any last words?

Sebastian

Yeah - if I die, pretend I said something deep and clever.

Sebastian

Well, your objections have been duly noted and summarily overruled.

Yes, sir!

Sebastian

How come when you say "Yes, sir", it kinda sounds like "**** you!"?

Practice.

Sebastian, can you hear me?

Sebastian

The lights! Turn off the... lights!

Sebastian

I can't close my eyes.

Linda

You can, but your eyelids are transparent.

Sebastian

It's weird. I feel the same, but I'm not here.

Linda

You're here.

So, what's it like being a ghost?

Sebastian

Ghosts are dead. I'm very much alive.

Sebastian

I can't take much more testing.

I know how hard it is.

Sebastian

Bullshit. You don't know anything.

This isn't easy for any of us.

Sebastian

**** you, Matt! It is easy for you. I was to be in phase-shift for three days. It's been ten **** days, all right? Ten days of tissue tests, radiation tests and your **** needles! I can't **** take it anymore.

What I meant was...

Sebastian

**** what you meant! And don't ever... Don't ever tell me how hard you have it.

Sebastian

Hey, would you like to know what it's like making love to an invisible man?

Linda

It would just be like old times.

Sebastian

What do you mean?

Linda

You were never there.