Valentine McKee quotes
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We plan ahead, that way we don't do anything right now, Earl explained it to me.
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I can't believe we said no to free beer!
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Good morning Mr. Bassett, this is your wake up call. Please move your ass.
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[looking at Old Fred's messed-up corral with chunks of dead sheep lying on the ground] What the shit?
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What the hell is going on? I mean what the hell is going on?!
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[hearing music from below ground] So where the hell's that goddamn golden oldie comin' from?
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Hey guys, I think I've found the ass end!
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This valley is just one long smorgasbord.
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[to Rhonda] GET OUT OF YOUR PANTS!
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[to Earl] Who died and made you Einstein?
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That's how they get ya. They're under the goddamned GROUND!
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We decided to leave town just one damn day too late!
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I've got a goddamn plan!
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I'll tell you. Nobody handles garbage better than we do.