Did you notice anything weird a minute ago?
Valentine McKee
Kevin Bacon · 34 quotes
Earl Bassett
Fred Ward · 23 quotes
Burt Gummer
Michael Gross · 11 quotes
Rhonda LeBeck
Finn Carter · 7 quotes
Most scenes together: Valentine McKee & Earl Bassett (15), Valentine McKee & Burt Gummer (4), Valentine McKee & Rhonda LeBeck (4)
Tremors quotes
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Walter Chang Earl. Here's some swiss cheese and some bullets.
Roger that, Burt, and congratulations. Be advised, however, that there are two more, repeat, two more motherhumpers.
Dammit, Valentine! You never go for any girl unless she fits that stupid list of yours from top to bottom.
Well, sure.
Yeah, and it's dumber than my hind end! Like that Bobbie Lynn Dexter.
Tammy Lynn Baxter!
Doesn't matter. They're all the same: dead weight. "Ooh, I broke a nail!" Ugh! Makes my skin crawl.
I'm a victim of circumstance.
I thought you called it your pecker?
No breakfast?
I did it yesterday. It was baloney and beans.
No, it was eggs. I made eggs. Over easy.
The hell you did! Baloney and beans. It's your turn!
[they go through a quick game of rock-paper-scissors, which Valentine loses]
Well, I guess when I'm your age, I'll forget what I eat, too.
[pricks his hand while setting up a fence]
I ask ya: Is this a job for an intelligent man?
Well, show me one. I'll ask him.
[Valentine has just freed the truck from a hangup, after a struggle]
Y'know, that's a good way to break an axle.
Could you shut up?
Hey, I don't need to spend the night out here!
Melvin Plug [discovering the gun Burt gave him is empty]
Burt, you asshole! There's no bullets in this gun!
I think I have a plan. Why don't we throw a bomb the way we want to go, and then when it goes off, we run like goddamn bastards!
No, you don't understand, these creatures are absolutely unprecedented.
Nestor Yeah, but where do they come from?
They only respond to vibration, right? Couldn't we distract them somehow?
Yeah, something to keep 'em busy, like a- like a decoy!
Hey Melvin, wanna make a buck?
[Melvin flips him off]
STAMPEDE! Stampede, Earl! Get out of the way, get out of the way!
[waking up]
You dumb shit. I was in a stampede once. Five hundred head, all hell-bent for the horizon.
Now, exactly how many cattle are required for a stampede, Earl? Is it three or more? Is there a minimum to 'pede?
I wish they'd stampede up your ass.
We can't hold still long! These things are damn smart! They're getting smarter by the minute!
That's fine! [Holds up a stick of dynamite] We got some new things to teach 'em!
[speaking to Burt over a radio and is trying to tell him about the Graboids]
Burt, it's under the ground! It's an underground monster! Now get out! Hurry!
[over the radio, as a Graboid comes through his rec room wall]
Jesus Chri...!
[transmission turns to static]
Oh, sure, Earl, everybody knows about them. We just didn't tell you. Hell, nobody ever saw anything like this! We're really onto something here!
I'll tell you one thing: Old Chang won't be getting his slick mitts on this for no measly 15 bucks!
You got that right!