What the hell's in those things, Burt?
A few household chemicals in the proper proportions.
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What the hell's in those things, Burt?
A few household chemicals in the proper proportions.
You didn't get penetration even with the elephant gun?!
Shit!
Good lord!
They must be long gone by now.
Yeah. Hey, why don't you go take a little stroll and find out?
Why do you keep asking me?
Cannon fuse.
What the hell do you use it for?
My cannon!
Damn it, listen to me. I'm older and wiser.
Yeah, well, you're half right.
What? What is it?
Damn prairie dog burrow.
Sons a bitches.
Stupid son-of-a-bitch, knocked itself cold!
Cold, my ass, he's dead! We killed it. We killed it! FUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU!
I've got it: They're mutations caused by radiation. No, wait- the government made 'em. *Big* surprise for the Russians.
Well, there's nothing like them in the fossil record. Okay, so they predate the fossil record. [not buying it herself] That'd make them a couple of billion years old, and we've just never seen one until now. Right.
I vote for outer space. No way these are local boys.
You know, we're gonna have to come up with some sort of plan, or he's just gonna wait us to death.
Well, why don't we just make a run for it? We outran 'em yesterday.
Run for it?! Runnin's not a plan- runnin's what you when a plan fails! Valentine, you're not even trying to think of a plan.
Well, it ain't like we got a hell of a lot of options.
Oh, there's always options. We just gotta think of 'em.
All right, why don't you start thinkin', then?
Why the hell do I always gotta do all the thinking?
Who died and made you Einstein?
Hey, shut up!
Dammit, I'm gonna kick his ass!
I'm gonna help you.
Damn it Valentine, you never plan ahead, you never take the long view, I mean here it is Monday and I'm already thinking of Wednesday... It is Monday right?
Good morning Mr. Bassett, this is your wake up call. Please move your ass.
Hey guys, I think I've found the ass end!