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I can't believe we said no to free beer!
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I'll tell you. Nobody handles garbage better than we do.
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I've got a goddamn plan!
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Melvin! One of these days someone's gonna kick your ass!
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No tracks, no sign, no spoor... you'd think after eating all those sheep they'd have to take a dump some place.
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Run for it? Running's not a plan! Running's what you do once a plan fails!
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That's how they get ya. They're under the goddamned GROUND!
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This valley is just one long smorgasbord.
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We decided to leave town just one damn day too late!
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We plan ahead, that way we don't do anything right now, Earl explained it to me.
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Well, there sure as hell ain't nothing to stop us now... everybody we know between here and Bixby's already dead.
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What the hell is going on? I mean what the hell is going on?!
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[Burt Gummer looks at his bomb shelter for perhaps the last time] Food for five years, a thousand gallons of gas, air filtration, water filtration, Geiger counter. Bomb shelter! (long sigh) ...underground. God damn monsters.
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[Burt Gummer, with his wife Heather at his side, berates the dead monster fought off with their "family arsenal"] Broke into the wrong God damn rec room, didn't ya you bastard!
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[handing out weapons and refusing to give Melvin one] I wouldn't give you a gun if it were World War Three!