Burt Gummer quotes

View Quote No tracks, no sign, no spoor... you'd think after eating all those sheep they'd have to take a dump some place.

View Quote [Burt Gummer, with his wife Heather at his side, berates the dead monster fought off with their "family arsenal"] Broke into the wrong God damn rec room, didn't ya you bastard!

View Quote [Burt Gummer looks at his bomb shelter for perhaps the last time] Food for five years, a thousand gallons of gas, air filtration, water filtration, Geiger counter. Bomb shelter! (long sigh) ...underground. God damn monsters.

View Quote [handing out weapons and refusing to give Melvin one] I wouldn't give you a gun if it were World War Three!