Burt Gummer No tracks, no sign, no spoor... you'd think after eating all those sheep they'd have to take a dump some place.
Played by Michael Gross 
Tremors (1990) · 52 quotes
Tremors (1990) · 52 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Tremors (1990): in 11 of its 52 quotes
Most scenes with: Valentine McKee (4)
Food for five years, a thousand gallons of gas, air filtration, water filtration, Geiger counter. Bomb shelter! (long sigh) ...underground. God damn monsters.
More lines from Burt Gummer
3 quotes Burt Gummer Burt Gummer [Burt Gummer, with his wife Heather at his side, berates the dead monster fought off with their "family arsenal"]
Broke into the wrong God damn rec room, didn't ya you bastard!
Burt Gummer [handing out weapons and refusing to give Melvin one]
I wouldn't give you a gun if it were World War Three!
Scenes with Burt Gummer
7 scenes
Melvin Plug [discovering the gun Burt gave him is empty]
Burt, you asshole! There's no bullets in this gun!
Burt Gummer [taking the gun back with a smile]
Got you moving, didn't it?
[speaking to Burt over a radio and is trying to tell him about the Graboids]
Burt, it's under the ground! It's an underground monster! Now get out! Hurry!
Burt Gummer [over the radio, as a Graboid comes through his rec room wall]
Jesus Chri...!
[transmission turns to static]
Burt Gummer [over the radio]
We killed it, you got that!? We killed that motherhumper, come back!
Roger that, Burt, and congratulations. Be advised, however, that there are two more, repeat, two more motherhumpers.
Heather Gummer
[after Burt tries to shoot the Graboid with his elephant rifle]
You didn't get penetration even with the elephant gun?!
Burt Gummer Shit!
Heather Gummer
Good lord!
[After Burt scares away the Graboids with his home-made dynamite]
What the hell's in those things, Burt?
Burt Gummer A few household chemicals in the proper proportions.
We can't hold still long! These things are damn smart! They're getting smarter by the minute!
Burt Gummer That's fine! [Holds up a stick of dynamite] We got some new things to teach 'em!
Burt Gummer Cannon fuse.
What the hell do you use it for?
Burt Gummer My cannon!
