Earl Bassett
Dammit, Valentine! You never go for any girl unless she fits that stupid list of yours from top to bottom.
Valentine McKee
Well, sure.
Earl Bassett
Yeah, and it's dumber than my hind end! Like that Bobbie Lynn Dexter.
Valentine McKee
Tammy Lynn Baxter!
Earl Bassett
Doesn't matter. They're all the same: dead weight. "Ooh, I broke a nail!" Ugh! Makes my skin crawl.
Valentine McKee
I'm a victim of circumstance.
Earl Bassett
I thought you called it your pecker?
