Fred Ward movie quotes

44 quotes from 5 movies

Tremors (1990) as Earl Bassett

View Quote [To Melvin after he scares Earl by throwing his basketball at him] You little asswipe! You don't knock it off you're gonna be shittin' this basketball... pardon my French!

View Quote Well, there sure as hell ain't nothing to stop us now... everybody we know between here and Bixby's already dead.

View Quote Damn it Valentine, you never plan ahead, you never take the long view, I mean here it is Monday and I'm already thinking of Wednesday... It is Monday right?

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Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins (1985) as Remo Williams

View Quote Remo Williams: Do you always talk like a Chinese fortune cookie?
Chiun: [striking Remo] Chinese! I am Korean! The Korean is the most perfect creature ever to sanctify the earth with the imprint of its foot.

View Quote Chiun: It would be better for you to eat this can than what is inside of it. Why must everything in this country be coated with monositi-... monosoti...
Remo Williams: Monosodium glutamate. You can't even say it.
Chiun: I can say "rat droppings." That does not mean I wish to eat them.

View Quote Remo Williams: Are you hurt?
Chiun: No. When you approach middle age, there is a tendency toward bruising, my son.
Remo Williams: What? What did you call me?
Chiun: I called you a clumsy oaf! You drive like a monkey in heat!

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Tremors 2: Aftershocks (1996) as Earl Bassett

View Quote [yelling to Grady] Will you shut up and get off the damn ground!

View Quote [as Burt arrives] That ain't no Graboid. It's something even more dangerous!

View Quote Goddamn worms never give you a break!

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Sweet Home Alabama (2002) as Earl Smooter

View Quote You can't ride two horses with one ass, sugarbean.

View Quote Praise the Lord, the South has risen again.

View Quote Careful, you just squashed the state bird of Alabama.

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Dangerous Beauty (1998) as Domenico

View Quote If I didn't know you better I'd think you have the feigned indifference of a man in love. Go on son. Tell the truth and shame the devil.