2nd most-quoted character in Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins (1985): in 8 of its 29 quotes
Most scenes with: Chiun (6)
All I can promise you is terror for breakfast, pressure for lunch, and aggravation for sleep. Your vacations will be two minutes when you're not looking over your shoulder, and if you live to draw a pension, it'll be a miracle.
Remo Williams Are there any disadvantages?
Hell, I'm lucky I've lasted this long.
Remo Williams Do you always talk like a Chinese fortune cookie?
Chinese! I am Korean! The Korean is the most perfect creature ever to sanctify the earth with the imprint of its foot.
Remo Williams Jesus.
Concentrate. This is no time for prayer.
It would be better for you to eat this can than what is inside of it. Why must everything in this country be coated with monositi-... monosoti...
Remo Williams Monosodium glutamate. You can't even say it.
I can say "rat droppings." That does not mean I wish to eat them.
Excuse me. What are you doin' to that boy?
Remo Williams Oh, uh, unnecessary use of the horn, officer.
Well, I'll make unnecessary use of my nightstick on your thick skull if you don't let him go.
Remo Williams Whatever happened to police courtesy and that kind of stuff, huh?
We save that bullshit for the upper east side.
Remo Williams You know, Chiun, there are times when I really like you.
Of course. I am Chiun.
Remo Williams And there are times when I could really kill you.
Good! We will practice that after dinner.
Remo Williams Are you hurt?
No. When you approach middle age, there is a tendency toward bruising, my son.
Remo Williams What? What did you call me?
I called you a clumsy oaf! You drive like a monkey in heat!
Remo Williams You know, Chiun, sometimes you're a real pain in the ass.
That is because it is the shortest route to your brain.
Remo Williams Chiun, you're incredible!
No!... I am better than that...
