"Place your hands on top of your head." [Kicks Remo in the crotch] "I did not say to keep them there."
Chiun
Joel Grey · 23 quotes
Remo Williams
Fred Ward · 8 quotes
Conn MacCleary
J.A. Preston · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Chiun & Remo Williams (6)
Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins quotes
Page 1 of 2[to Remo]
You're going to be the Eleventh Commandment: 'Thou shalt not get away with it.'
Gen. Scott Watson So listen to this, George. Lyman four-putts. Four-putts, mind you. I thought he'd have a stroke. And I'd have claimed it if he had.
Harold Smith Guard, protect and cherish your land, for there is no afterlife for a place that started out as Heaven. Charles M. Russell, Montana, 1926.
It would be better for you to eat this can than what is inside of it. Why must everything in this country be coated with monositi-... monosoti...
Monosodium glutamate. You can't even say it.
I can say "rat droppings." That does not mean I wish to eat them.
Women should stay home and make babies. Preferably, manchild.
Major Rayner Fleming [to Remo]
I see you both went to the same charm school.
All I can promise you is terror for breakfast, pressure for lunch, and aggravation for sleep. Your vacations will be two minutes when you're not looking over your shoulder, and if you live to draw a pension, it'll be a miracle.
Are there any disadvantages?
Hell, I'm lucky I've lasted this long.
New York City traffic control cop
Excuse me. What are you doin' to that boy?
Oh, uh, unnecessary use of the horn, officer.
New York City traffic control cop
Well, I'll make unnecessary use of my nightstick on your thick skull if you don't let him go.
Whatever happened to police courtesy and that kind of stuff, huh?
New York City traffic control cop
We save that bullshit for the upper east side.
Are you hurt?
No. When you approach middle age, there is a tendency toward bruising, my son.
What? What did you call me?
I called you a clumsy oaf! You drive like a monkey in heat!
Do you always talk like a Chinese fortune cookie?
[striking Remo]
Chinese! I am Korean! The Korean is the most perfect creature ever to sanctify the earth with the imprint of its foot.
You know, Chiun, sometimes you're a real pain in the ass.
That is because it is the shortest route to your brain.
Chiun, you're incredible!
No!... I am better than that...
You know, Chiun, there are times when I really like you.
Of course. I am Chiun.
And there are times when I could really kill you.
Good! We will practice that after dinner.
Concentrate. This is no time for prayer.