Tied for 5th most-quoted character in The Goonies (1985): in 3 of its 29 quotes
Most scenes with: Chunk (3), Mikey (2)
Scenes with Brand
3 scenes
EP Elgin Perkins
Hello guys. I'm Mr Perkins, Troy's father.
I know Troy. He's that cheap guy.
Brand My dad's not home Mr. Perkins.
EP Elgin Perkins
Is your mommy here?
Brand scarcastically No, actually she's out buying Pampers for all of us kids.
EP Elgin Perkins
[feigning laughing]
Papers Joe. You can give these to your father to read through and sign. I'll be by to pick them up in the morning.
Brand Alright. Thank you.
EP Elgin Perkins
Thank you.
Pee break! Who's gotta go?
[they all raise their hands]
Okay, this is the little boys' room, and that cave over there is the little girls' room
[Brand enters a third cave]
Brand, where are you going?
Brand This is the "men's room".
[Mouth and Data look at each other, smile, and follow Brand into the cave]
Hi Willie. Oh, I'm Mike Walsh. You've been expecting me, haven't you? Well I made it. I beat you. I got here in one piece... so far.
[lifts up Willie's patch, exposing bare bone rather than an eye socket] So... that's why they call you "One-Eyed Willie"... One-Eyed Willie... [takes a breath from his inhaler] We had a long comment, huh, Willie? You know something, Willie? You're the first Goonie.
[Mikey realizes the others have entered the chamber]
Yo. Hi guys. How's it going? This is Willie... One-Eyed Willie. Say hi, Willie. Those are my friends... the Goonies. How long have you guys been standing there?
Brand Long enough, Mikey. Long enough
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