Chunk But I hate nature, I hate nature
Played by Jeff Cohen 
The Goonies (1985) · 29 quotes
The Goonies (1985) · 29 quotes
Most-quoted character in The Goonies (1985): in 12 of its 29 quotes
Most scenes with: Mikey (3), Brand (3), Mouth (2)
I got it! I got it!... I don't got it.
More lines from Chunk
3 quotes Chunk Chunk These really disgusting people, called the Fratelli's
Chunk [opens the freezer to see a dead FBI agent]
It's a STIFF!
Scenes with Chunk
8 scenes
Irene Walsh
Pants and shirts go in the... oh, forget about it. Just throw everything into cardboard boxes. Clark, can you really translate all that?
For sure, Mrs. Walsh. [to Rosalita, in Spanish] The marijuana goes in the top drawer. The cocaine and speed go in the second drawer. And the heroin goes in the bottom drawer. Always separate the drugs
Elgin Perkins Hello guys. I'm Mr Perkins, Troy's father.
I know Troy. He's that cheap guy.
My dad's not home Mr. Perkins.
Elgin Perkins Is your mommy here?
scarcastically No, actually she's out buying Pampers for all of us kids.
Elgin Perkins [feigning laughing]
Papers Joe. You can give these to your father to read through and sign. I'll be by to pick them up in the morning.
Alright. Thank you.
Elgin Perkins Thank you.
[The Goonies have entered a cave that turns out to be the bottom of the local wishing well, and Mouth is perusing the coins]
George Washington... Abraham Lincoln... Uh, Martin Sheen...
Stef Martin Sheen?! That's President Kennedy, you idiot!
Yeah? Well, He played Kennedy one time!
Stef It's nice to see you're using your brain!
Well, at least I have a brain!
Francis Tell us everything! Everything!
Chunk Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...
Chunk When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
Jake Fratelli I'm beginning to like this kid, Ma!
Ma Fratelli
Hit puree!
Andy I can't tell... if it's an "A sharp" or if it's a "B flat"!
Heh, if you hit the wrong note, we'll all "B flat!"
Pee break! Who's gotta go?
[they all raise their hands]
Okay, this is the little boys' room, and that cave over there is the little girls' room
This is the "men's room".
[Mouth and Data look at each other, smile, and follow Brand into the cave]
Hi Willie. Oh, I'm Mike Walsh. You've been expecting me, haven't you? Well I made it. I beat you. I got here in one piece... so far.
[lifts up Willie's patch, exposing bare bone rather than an eye socket] So... that's why they call you "One-Eyed Willie"... One-Eyed Willie... [takes a breath from his inhaler] We had a long comment, huh, Willie? You know something, Willie? You're the first Goonie.
[Mikey realizes the others have entered the chamber]
Yo. Hi guys. How's it going? This is Willie... One-Eyed Willie. Say hi, Willie. Those are my friends... the Goonies. How long have you guys been standing there?
Long enough, Mikey. Long enough
