You're on fire, Donkey.
No, you're really on fire!
Tied for 7th most-quoted character in Shrek 2 (2004): in 6 of its 103 quotes
Most scenes with: Simon Cowell (6), Shrek (2)
Scenes with Far Far Away Idol
6 scenesCome on, get real, Pinocchio.
I find his performance quite wooden, actually. [laughs] Wooden.
[as Fiona plants a floor trap on Prince Charming while Shrek holds the red button]
That's the artist formally known as Prince Charming.
[watching Gingy & Tinker Bell dance and form a tune to The Archies "Sugar"]
They're so sweet together.
I just knew you'd say that, Fiona. [groans] What's next, a singing donut?
The cat's got my tongue, and possibly my vote. [notices Shrek and Fiona are not in their seats] Ugh. Always breaking the rules!
[after voting]
And the next Far, Far Away Idol is...
[selecting Pinocchio] No, you got to be joking.
[selecting Doris] Sorry, that is complete rubbish.
[selecting Big Bad Wolf] Impossible, I won't allow it!
[selecting Prince Charming] Please, I don't think so!
[selecting Three Blind Mice] Sorry, I'm afraid you chose wrong.
[selecting Gingy] Ugh, now you're being ridiculous!
[selecting Captain Hook] That is just wrong!
[throws away the note] Nope! It's me, everyone! [sings "My Way" by Frank Sinatra as Shrek and his friends cheer]
Magic Mirror
Ladies and gentlemen, our time is up here; but we'll look forward to see you next time on Far, Far Away Idol!
