Pinocchio quotes from Shrek 2 (2004)

Pinocchio

I'm a real boy!

Oh, I hate these ball shows, they bore me to tears! Flip over to Wheel of Torture.

Pinocchio

I'm not flipping anywhere, sir, until I see Shrek and Fiona.

Aw, whizzes on you guys.

Donkey

LEMME OUTTA HERE! YOU CAN'T LOCK US UP LIKE THIS! LEMME GO! HEY, WHAT ABOUT MY MIRANDA RIGHTS?! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY I HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!!!

Shrek

Donkey! You have the right to remain silent! What you lack is the capacity.

Puss

I must hold on before I, too, go totally mad.

Pinocchio

Shrek? Donkey?

Puss

Too late!

We'll be right back for more Far, Far Away Ball after these messages.

I hate these ball shows. They bore me to tears! Flip over to Wheel of Torture!

Pinocchio

I'm not flipping anywhere; sir, 'til I see Shrek and Fiona.