"Wait — you have a Herkimer battle jitney? That's the finest nonlethal military vehicle ever made!"
Mr. Furious
Ben Stiller · 34 quotes
The Shoveler
William H. Macy · 24 quotes
The Blue Raja
Hank Azaria · 23 quotes
The Bowler
Janeane Garofalo · 22 quotes
Casanova Frankenstein
Geoffrey Rush · 14 quotes
The Sphinx
Wes Studi · 14 quotes
Doctor Heller
Tom Waits · 11 quotes
Invisible Boy
Kel Mitchell · 11 quotes
Captain Amazing
Greg Kinnear · 7 quotes
The Spleen
Paul Reubens · 6 quotes
Tony P
Suzy Eddie Izzard · 5 quotes
Most scenes together: Mr. Furious & The Shoveler (8), Mr. Furious & The Blue Raja (8), The Shoveler & The Blue Raja (8)
Mystery Men quotes
Page 6 of 10"We are number one! All others are number two, or lower."
"We struck down evil with the mighty sword of teamwork and the hammer of not-bickering."
"We're all in over our heads and we know it. But if we take on this fight, those of us who survive it will forever after show our scars with pride and say, 'That's right! I was there! I fought the good fight!'"
"We're not your classic heroes. We're not the favorites. We're the other guys. We're the guys nobody ever bets on."
"We've got a blind date with Destiny. And it looks like she's ordered the lobster."
"Well here I thought I was with a couple of real superheroes, the Shoveller and the Blue Raja! But really, it's Lazy Boy and... and... the recliner! Lazy Boy and the Recliner!"
"Well, actually, it's an electro-nuclear-magnet. It's the next inevitable phase."
"Well, I am a ticking time bomb of fury."
"Well, well, well — if it isn't our old friends the Red-Eyes. Good evening, gentlemen. We weren't expecting to see you again so...spoon!"
"When the clock strikes twelve... cuckoo, cuckoo... you will be dead. And my city will be given a new state of mind."
"When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will head off your foes with a balanced attack."
"When you care for what is on the outside, what is inside cares for you."
"When you go invisible... you can feel it."
"Who would want to rent a chicken?"