"People who don't close their mouths when they chew make me... furious!"
Mr. Furious
Ben Stiller · 34 quotes
The Shoveler
William H. Macy · 24 quotes
The Blue Raja
Hank Azaria · 23 quotes
The Bowler
Janeane Garofalo · 22 quotes
Casanova Frankenstein
Geoffrey Rush · 14 quotes
The Sphinx
Wes Studi · 14 quotes
Doctor Heller
Tom Waits · 11 quotes
Invisible Boy
Kel Mitchell · 11 quotes
Captain Amazing
Greg Kinnear · 7 quotes
The Spleen
Paul Reubens · 6 quotes
Tony P
Suzy Eddie Izzard · 5 quotes
Most scenes together: Mr. Furious & The Shoveler (8), Mr. Furious & The Blue Raja (8), The Shoveler & The Blue Raja (8)
Mystery Men quotes
Page 5 of 10"See, that's why, in general, a mad scientist is less desirable than a garden-variety scientist."
"Should we knock, or just let ourselves in?"
"So what do you say? Do we all gather together and kick some Casanova butt... or do I eat this sandwich?"
"That's a high-temperature fabric adhesive liquid projector, based on simple dry-cleaning technology. You aim that at a guy, and I'll tell you something: his clothes get so tight he can't even breathe."
"The point is, your boy's a Limey fork-flinger, mother. Hard cheese to swallow, I know, but there it is."
"There aren't any evil trios, are there? No — they all have to travel in gangs like little babies."
"There's no use waiting for the cavalry, because as of this moment, the cavalry is us."
"There's not enough beer in the world Spleen, I'm sorry."
"This contraption is, in fact, a weapon of mass destruction. Casanova plans to turn it against the city at midnight." ~ Captain Amazing
"This is weird in here. It's scary and weird."
"To learn my teachings, I must first teach you how to learn."
"Tonight I am going to do to Champion City what I have done to its greatest superhero — und there will still be time to go up, get down... und boogie!"
"Totally nonlethal, but totally effective."
"WAFFLE MAAAAN! Yeah, I'm the Waffler! Golden Crispy! Bad guys ar history! YEEEAAAH!" ~The Waffler