"Jeffrey, are you on the marijuana?" ~ Blue Raja's mother
Mr. Furious
Ben Stiller · 34 quotes
The Shoveler
William H. Macy · 24 quotes
The Blue Raja
Hank Azaria · 23 quotes
The Bowler
Janeane Garofalo · 22 quotes
Casanova Frankenstein
Geoffrey Rush · 14 quotes
The Sphinx
Wes Studi · 14 quotes
Doctor Heller
Tom Waits · 11 quotes
Invisible Boy
Kel Mitchell · 11 quotes
Captain Amazing
Greg Kinnear · 7 quotes
The Spleen
Paul Reubens · 6 quotes
Tony P
Suzy Eddie Izzard · 5 quotes
Most scenes together: Mr. Furious & The Shoveler (8), Mr. Furious & The Blue Raja (8), The Shoveler & The Blue Raja (8)
Mystery Men quotes
Page 4 of 10"Kill ya later — super-losers!" ~ Tony P
"Learn to hide your strikes from your opponent and you'll more easily strike his hide."
"Let's do some CARNAGE!"
"Lucille, God gave me a gift. I shovel well. I shovel very well."
"May the forks be with us."
"Maybe you should put some shorts on or something if you want to keep fighting evil today."
"No dad, He's neither a commie, nor a fruit."
"No, no. I don't live here. I'm just here for the ladies." (at a nursing home)
"Now , there's a wedgie she won't soon forget."
"Oh, there's another chicken. Crazy chicken world."
"Okay, let's all be little automaton droids and believe everything we hear on TV."
"Okay, okay — the Six Very Nearly Dead Guys With a Temporary Reprieve. That's it! That's your name!" ~ Tony P
"Ooh — Mama Pajama! What kind of crazy-man blows up a crazy-house?"
"P.M.S. Avenger. I only work four days a month. Is there a problem with that?" ~ P.M.S. Avenger