D Dana
[Drac just saved Dennis from falling from the condemned tower]
Oh, dear! Oh, my devil! We're gonna have to report this!
You mean to the papers? I guess it was pretty cool, but I'm not about getting press.
D Dana
No, sir, I mean to the authorities. I cannot report child endangerment.
Whoa, listen to me. That was fun! Your singing is child endangerment!
[Meanwhile, on top of the tower]
Should we should go down and help him?
Nope, I told him this was nuts. He's on his own! (And as for Dennis, he's gonna need more time.) [leans on the tower, causing it to fall over] (Uh, oh.)
D Dana
[Back to Drac and Dana]
We have to call the boy's mother.
No, that ain't happening! His mother's already nutsy cuckoo!
D Dana
(Well, either way,)
I have to follow protocol!
[stares into Dana's eyes, glowing red; hypnotic]
You will not follow protocol.
D Dana
[unphased] (Yes, I will... because)
I'm a vampire. I can't be hypnotized.
[back to normal]
Uh, right. (I forgot vampires can't hypnotized each other.)
D Dana
Now, please, don't make me call the police!
[The tower finally collapses on the campfire, lighting it and Frank.]
Fire!
Stop, drop and roll! Stop, drop and roll!
[The camp kids take out marshmallows on sticks, cheer and start coming to the fire to roast them; Dennis has a sad look]
Are we bad guys, Papa Drac?
Bad? No! You're the best kid in the world! We didn't start the fire. It was the tower. [scolding to Dana] That's a very unsafe tower! You're lucky we don't call the authorities! [to Dennis as he puts him over his shoulders] Let's go, my hero!
Cebause I'm Batman! To the Batmobile!
[Mavis is singing a lullaby to help Dennis go to sleep.] [to Dennis; singing]
Twinkle twinkle, little star.How I wonder who you are.
Mommy, I'm too old for lullabies.
[interrupts Mavis]
What? That's not how that one goes.
This is the way most people sing it.
an a Most people? What's wrong with "Suffer, suffer, scream in pain. Blood is spilling from your brain"?
Come on. You know how I sang it to you.
[singing]
Zombies gnaw you like a plum.Piercing cries and you succumb.
[singing softly]
Suffer, suffer, scream in pain.You will never breathe again.[sees that his lullaby caused his grandson and daughter to fall asleep] Still works.
[Wayne failed to kill a deer, as he was more attracted to a Frisbee, much to Drac's annoyance]
Some werewolf. Did you actually say the word, "growl"? You're a were wussy!
[with a Frisbee in his mouth]
I said I was rusty.
[Winnie has spotted Dennis and tackled him out of Drac's hands.] [knocks him to the ground]
Dennis, I love you! Zing!
[gets to his feet]
Hi, Winnie.
[climbs onto his head]
I just love your yummy strawberry locks! [glomps him] Zing zing! [Dennis laughs as she licks him]
W Wanda
Winnie, give him his space! [to Mavis] I'm so sorry.
