Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story quotes

88 total quotes

Dwight
Patches O'Houlihan
Pepper

Peter La Fleur
Steve the Pirate
White Goodman

View Quote Oh my sweet dick, it's magic!

View Quote Your Gym is a skid-mark on the underpants of society.

View Quote Are ready for the.. HURRICANE!

View Quote Well, isn't that convenient for you... and the clock!

View Quote Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! Nobody!

View Quote I've got some great news, you're fired! Yeh, I told the bank you were stealing and drinking on the job, and they bought it! Can you believe it?!

View Quote That's me, six years and six-hundred pounds ago.

View Quote If you want dodgeball victory you gotta grab it by its haunches and hump it into submission, that's the only way!

View Quote Turn it up, Sid, I wanna burn.

View Quote Peter: I think the lady asked you to leave.
White Goodman: This doesn't concern you, La Fleur.
Peter: Not nearly as much as your hair does.

View Quote I feel shocked!

View Quote My gym has shareholders, yours haven't even got... cupholders!

View Quote It's time to put your mouth where our balls are.

View Quote [Peter puts on blindfold] He won't be able to see very well through that Cotton.

View Quote Peter: You want to join the cheerleaders to prove to a girl that you're not a loser?
Justin: Yeah, why?
Peter: Nothing. It's just... I guess high school's changed a lot since my day.