Tied for 8th most-quoted character in Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004): in 3 of its 124 quotes
Most scenes with: Steve the Pirate (2)
I'm so sorry, are you okay?
Why would you hit a girl? Why?
I'm so sorry, really.
In your face! IN YOUR FACE!
You're adopted. Your parents don't even love you.
During the ADAA-approved random drug screening, one of your players tested positive for three different anabolic steroids, and a low-grade beaver tranquilizer. Therefore, Troop 417 is disqualified. Average Joe's wins.
God damn you, Bernice! [throws her cap at a large, well-built girl scout with a moustache and hairy arms]
I'm sorry, we have a bit of a problem here.
Huh?
Unfortunately for Troop 417, during the ADAA-required random drug screening, one of your player's urine tested positive for three separate types of anabolic steroids, and a low-grade beaver tranquilizer. I'm afraid by rule, your team must be disqualified.
God damn you, Bernice!
By the power vested in me, I declared the winner of this year's Dodgeball regional qualified tournament and grammar jamboree to be... Average Joe's Gym!
[Average Joe's Team began to cheering] ]
You lied!
[All of the Girl Scout Troop 417 leaves, Bernice crying continues.]
