“During the ADAA-approved random drug screening, one of your players...” – Announcer, Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story ... Movie Quotes Database

Announcer

During the ADAA-approved random drug screening, one of your players tested positive for three different anabolic steroids, and a low-grade beaver tranquilizer. Therefore, Troop 417 is disqualified. Average Joe's wins.

Girl Scout

God damn you, Bernice! [throws her cap at a large, well-built girl scout with a moustache and hairy arms]

Bernice

[begins crying in a deep voice]

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