Dwight quotes
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    Oh, snap!
  
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    We're gonna get our taints handed to us!
  
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    They got guys named Laser, Blazer, Taser and all other kinds of 'asers'!
  
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    That guy's a dickhead.
  
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    We could sell blood and semen.
  
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    He'll probably fall off the rollercoaster and break every bone in his body. [Off the others looks] I'm just sayin'.. Happened to my cousin Reggie. Boop, dead.