Gordon [alarmed by the redneck owner of the truck.]
Um Guys, guys. Not to be a naysayer or anything, but the only customer we've had is that weird guy who keeps paying Justin to wash his truck.
7th most-quoted character in Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004): in 4 of its 124 quotes
Most scenes with: Patches O'Houlihan (2), Steve the Pirate (2)
I want a divorce!
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2 scenes[after watching Gordon throw a ball that missed a slowly moving target]
You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat! Where's your killer instinct? You gotta get angry! You gotta get MEAN! That's the only way you can win!
Gordon Well, I guess I'm not really an angry person.
[Average Joe's is overwhelmed by their opponent, leaving only Gordon to fight them off in the remaining half of the match]
You ain't gonna be able to beat em. They're too good and you suck something awful.
Gordon Yes sir, I sure do.
