“You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat! Where's your killer...” – Patches, Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story ... Movie Quotes Database

Patches

[after watching Gordon throw a ball that missed a slowly moving target]

You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat! Where's your killer instinct? You gotta get angry! You gotta get MEAN! That's the only way you can win!

Gordon

Well, I guess I'm not really an angry person.

Patches

[Patches punches Gordon in the crotch and watches as he collapses]

Are you angry now?

In this scene

Patches O'Houlihan Rip Torn More Patches quotes →

Steve the Pirate Alan Tudyk More Steve the Pirate quotes →

Gordon Stephen Root More Gordon quotes →

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Cotton It appears that Peter La Fleur has blindfolded himself. Pepper Yeah, he will not be able to see very well, Cotton. Peter You want to join the cheerleaders to prove to a girl that you're not a loser? Justin Yeah, why? Peter Nothing. It's just... I guess high school's changed a lot since my day. Patches You ain't gonna be able to beat em. They're too good and you suck something awful. Gordon Yes sir, I sure do.