“You ain't gonna be able to beat em. They're too good and you suck...” – Patches, Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 2004

Patches

[Average Joe's is overwhelmed by their opponent, leaving only Gordon to fight them off in the remaining half of the match]

You ain't gonna be able to beat em. They're too good and you suck something awful.

Gordon

Yes sir, I sure do.

In this scene

Patches O'Houlihan Rip Torn More Patches quotes →

Steve the Pirate Alan Tudyk More Steve the Pirate quotes →

Gordon Stephen Root More Gordon quotes →

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