[Patches has everyone lined up to explain the strategies of dodgeball]
If you're gonna learn to be true dodgeballers you gotta learn the five D's of dodgeball: dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge! If you master the five D's, no amount of balls on earth can hit you. [Justin raises his hand] Queerbait, go ahead.
Justin Shouldn't we learn by dodging balls that are thrown at us?
That's what this sack of wrenches is for. [empties the sack] If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
Justin What?!
[Patches hurls a wrench in Justin's face, and he squeals in pain]
Any other questions?
Justin OH MY GOD!!! [still writhing in agony on the floor]
[Patches has everyone lined up to explain the strategies of dodgeball]
If you're gonna learn to be true dodgeballers, then you've gotta learn the five Ds of dodgeball: dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge! If you master the five Ds, no amount of balls on earth can hit you. [Justin raises his hand] Queerbait, go ahead.
Justin Um, me? Or...I--Um...shouldn't we learn by...y'know, like dodging balls that are thrown at us, or...?
That's what this sack of wrenches is for. [empties the sack] If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
Justin What?
[Patches hurls a wrench in Justin's face, and he screams in pain]
Any other questions?
Justin [screams]
Oh, my God! [still writhing in agony on the floor]
Uh, Patches, is this really necessary?
Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?
No! But I do it anyway, 'cause it's sterile and I like the taste!
