Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story quotes
88 total quotesPeter La Fleur
Steve the Pirate
White Goodman
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I feel like I'm watching a Cher video, Cotton.
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That'll buy you one heck of a pumpkin, Cotton!
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Ouchtown, population: you, bro!
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[When questioned on learning how to dodge balls] That's what this sack of wrenches is for. If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball! [Throws wrench at Justin, hitting him square in the face] Any other questions?
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You had me at blood and semen.
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Pepper needs new shorts!
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Steve's gotta go drain the sea monster.
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Good luck losing with these losers in Las Vegas!
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I sure do like pumpkins, Cotton.
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Suit yourself, q***r! [when Peter declines the above offer]
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I won that tournament! ****in' Chuck Norris!
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Differences? You slept with three of my female trainers!
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Gar, this sucks!
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Take care of your balls, and they'll take care of you.