Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story quotes
88 total quotesPeter La Fleur
Steve the Pirate
White Goodman
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    Ouchtown, population: you, bro!
  
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    [Peter puts on blindfold] He won't be able to see very well through that Cotton.
  
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    That'll buy you one heck of a pumpkin, Cotton!
  
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    I feel like I'm watching a Cher video, Cotton.
  
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    Steve's gotta go drain the sea monster.
  
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    Pepper needs new shorts!
  
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    Good luck losing with these losers in Las Vegas!
  
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    I sure do like pumpkins, Cotton.
  
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    You had me at blood and semen.
  
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    Suit yourself, q***r! [when Peter declines the above offer]
  
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    I won that tournament! ****in' Chuck Norris!
  
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    Differences? You slept with three of my female trainers!
  
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    Gar, this sucks!
  
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    Take care of your balls, and they'll take care of you.