Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story quotes

88 total quotes

Dwight
Patches O'Houlihan
Pepper

Peter La Fleur
Steve the Pirate
White Goodman

View Quote Bollocks!

View Quote If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball!

View Quote You and your lovable band of losers have already lost!

View Quote Thank you, Chuck Norris.

View Quote I don't know how they can play in diapers, Cotton. I never could.

View Quote Come on! I've seen better runs in my shorts!

View Quote Hey, White. I didn't think Nazi camp got out until eight. Did you decide to skip arts and crafts?

View Quote Oh, snap!

View Quote I'm gonna send you to hell!

View Quote We could sell blood and semen.

View Quote That guy's a dickhead.

View Quote We're gonna get our taints handed to us!

View Quote He'll probably fall off the rollercoaster and break every bone in his body. [Off the others looks] I'm just sayin'.. Happened to my cousin Reggie. Boop, dead.