That's me, six years and six-hundred pounds ago.
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White Goodman Here at Globo Gym we understand that ugliness and fatness are genetic disorders, like baldness or necrophilia, and it's your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it.
White Goodman Good luck losing with these losers in Las Vegas!
White Goodman Yeh, that's me taking the bull by the horns, it's how I like to run my business. It's a metaphor. But that actually happened though.
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