“Here at Globo Gym we understand that ugliness and fatness are genetic...” – White Goodman, Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story ... Movie Quotes Database

Here at Globo Gym we understand that ugliness and fatness are genetic disorders, like baldness or necrophilia, and it's your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it.

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