Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story quotes

88 total quotes

Peter La Fleur
Steve the Pirate
White Goodman

View Quote Cotton: It appears that Peter La Fleur has blindfolded himself.
Pepper: Yeah, he will not be able to see very well, Cotton.

View Quote Let's not find ourselves shackled by the bonds of employer-employee relations. Unless of course you're into that sort of thing, in which case I got some shackles in the back. Just kidding. But seriously, I've got 'em.

View Quote Donde Esta La Biblioteca, Pedro?

View Quote Kate: Joyce? How'd you make it?
Joyce: I wouldn't miss this for the world!
Kate: You are so sweet... (kisses Joyce passionately)
Dwight: I told you she was a lesbian.
Peter: Wow, good call.
Kate: Hey! I'm not a lesbian.
Peter: You're not?
Kate: No. I'm bisexual. (kisses Peter)
Dwight: Oh, snap!

View Quote You're going down, La Fleur! You're going down like a sweet muffin!

View Quote I know you, you know you, and I know you know that I know you.

View Quote You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat!

View Quote They must masturbate a lot, Cotton.

View Quote I found that if you have a goal, you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed.

View Quote Ball me Blazer.

View Quote [Average Joe's is overwhelmed by their opponent, leaving only Gordon to fight them off in the remaining half of the match]
Patches: You ain't gonna be able to beat em. They're too good and you suck something awful.
Gordon: Yes sir, I sure do.

View Quote Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No! But I do it anyway, cause it's sterile and I like the taste.

View Quote Cram it up your cram hole!

View Quote Of course you'll still be yourself in a legal sense, but think of it as a thinner, more attractive you than you could ever become without us. And with our competitively priced on-site cosmetic surgery, we can turn that Frankenstein you see in the mirror every morning, into a Franken Fine!

View Quote And can someone catch a god-damn ball! It's like watching a bunch of r****ds trying to **** a doorknob out there!