Patches O'Houlihan I ain't crazy, and I ain't a guy! I'm Patches O'Houlihan, and I'm your new coach. Patches O'Houlihan That's what this sack of wrenches is for. If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball! [Throws wrench at Justin, hitting him square in the face] Any other questions? Patches O'Houlihan If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball!