Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?
Derek Zoolander
Ben Stiller · 53 quotes
Hansel
Owen Wilson · 27 quotes
Mugatu
Will Ferrell · 16 quotes
Matilda
Christine Taylor · 13 quotes
Larry Zoolander
Jon Voight · 5 quotes
Maury Ballstein
Jerry Stiller · 5 quotes
Brint
Alexandre Manning · 4 quotes
J.P. Prewitt
David Duchovny · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Derek Zoolander & Matilda (12), Derek Zoolander & Hansel (7), Hansel & Matilda (4)
Zoolander quotes
Page 5 of 8I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much.
I felt like, "This guy's really hurting me." And it hurt.
I hear a lot of words like "beauty" and "handsomeness" and "incredibly chiseled features." To me, that's like a vanity that - a self-absorption that I try to steer clear of. I dig the bungee. I mean, for me, it's just the way I live my life. I grip it, and I rip it. I live with a lot of flair. I live it on the edge, where I gotta be. I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut. I was always more interested in, uh, what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music that he's created over the years. I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.
I hear words like "handsomeness" and "incredibly chiseled features" and for me that's like a vanity that I don't buy into.
I invented the piano key neck tie! I invented it! What have you done, Derek? Nothing! YOU'VE GOT NOTHING!!! N O T H I N G ! ! !
I think I'm getting the black lung, Pop. It's not very well ventilated down there.
I think we should all get naked.
I was at a day spa. DAY. D-a-i-y-e.
I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.
I'm not an ambi-turner.
I'm pretty sure there's more to life than being really, really ridiculously good looking, and I plan on finding out what that is.
If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiselled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.
It's that damn Hansel. He's so hot right now!
Just thinking about it was the most rewarding experience of my life.