There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman."
Derek Zoolander
Ben Stiller · 53 quotes
Hansel
Owen Wilson · 27 quotes
Mugatu
Will Ferrell · 16 quotes
Matilda
Christine Taylor · 13 quotes
Larry Zoolander
Jon Voight · 5 quotes
Maury Ballstein
Jerry Stiller · 5 quotes
Brint
Alexandre Manning · 4 quotes
J.P. Prewitt
David Duchovny · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Derek Zoolander & Matilda (12), Derek Zoolander & Hansel (7), Hansel & Matilda (4)
Zoolander quotes
Page 7 of 8They're break-dance fighting.
Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?
Wait a minute. I might just have an idea. They'll be looking for us at Maury's right? But they won't be looking for... not us.
We've got thirty years worth of files, right here in this computer, they're gonna bring you down!! [Throws the computer off the balcony, still thinking that the files are _in_ the computer.] [After the computer smashed up on the ground:] Where'd all the files go?
Well, you can Dere-lick my balls, capitan.
What's the dealio, yo?
Who are you tryin' to get crazy with, Ese? Don't you know I'm loco?
Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigre? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!
Words can only hurt you if you try to read them. Don't play their game.
You can read minds?!?!?!
You have no evidence. Han-stupid destroyed everything.
You is talking loco and I like it!
You think that you're too cool for school, but I have a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite... you aren't.