Let me show you Derelicte. It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique.
Derek Zoolander
Ben Stiller · 53 quotes
Hansel
Owen Wilson · 27 quotes
Mugatu
Will Ferrell · 16 quotes
Matilda
Christine Taylor · 13 quotes
Larry Zoolander
Jon Voight · 5 quotes
Maury Ballstein
Jerry Stiller · 5 quotes
Brint
Alexandre Manning · 4 quotes
J.P. Prewitt
David Duchovny · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Derek Zoolander & Matilda (12), Derek Zoolander & Hansel (7), Hansel & Matilda (4)
Zoolander quotes
Page 6 of 8Listen to your friend Billy Zane, he's a cool dude.
Matil, Matil... Is it al right if I call you Matil?
Me and my friends have been too busy sunbathing off the southern coast of St. Bart's with spider monkeys for the past two weeks, tripping on acid. Changed our whole perspective on shit.
Mer-man! *keh... keh... keh...* MER-MAN!
Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have an after-funeral party to attend.
Obey my dog!
Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful, I think.
Shut your hole Zane!
SNAP
Taste my pain, bitch!
That's bullshit, Mugatu's a dick!
The original Greek word "model" means "misshapen ball of clay", and I try to think about that every time I go in front of the camera.
The results are in amigo. What's left to ponder? [Derek glares at him] Nice Comeback!