A cute, button nose... thick wavey locks... taut, round buttocks?!
Shrek
Mike Myers · 51 quotes
Donkey
Eddie Murphy · 39 quotes
Puss in Boots
Antonio Banderas · 25 quotes
Fiona
Cameron Diaz · 16 quotes
Fairy Godmother
Jennifer Saunders · 12 quotes
Prince Charming
Rupert Everett · 7 quotes
Far Far Away Idol
6 quotes
Gingy
6 quotes
Simon Cowell
6 quotes
Harold
John Cleese · 5 quotes
Pinocchio
Cody Cameron · 4 quotes
Knight
3 quotes
Most scenes together: Shrek & Donkey (26), Donkey & Puss in Boots (12), Shrek & Puss in Boots (9)
Shrek 2 quotes
Page 6 of 7A cute, button nose? Thick, wavy locks?? Taut, round buttocks?! I'm-I'm... [Jill: Gorgeous.]
All right, let's crash this party!
But I love her. [Fairy Godmother: If you really love her, you'll let her go.]
Come on, Shrek, it only seems bad because it's dark and rainy and Fiona's father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you.
Dear diary, Sleeping Beauty is having a slumber party tomorrow, but Dad says I can't go. He never lets me out after sunset. Dad says I'm going away for a while, must be like some finishing school or something. Mom says that when I'm old enough, my handsome Prince Charming will rescue me from my tower and bring me back to my family, and we'll all live happily ever after.
Eh, tú pedazo de carne con patas! Como te atreves a hacerme esto?! [Spanish for "Oi, you slab of meat with legs! How dare you do this to me?!"]
Follow the pretty pony.
For five minutes. Could you not be yourself...FOR FIVE MINUTES?! AHHHHH!!! ARE WE THERE YET?!?!
Ha-ha! Fear me if you dare!
Hey! Isn't we supposed to be having a fiesta?
Hmm. You have engaged my valuable services. Your Majesty. Just tell me. Where I can find this ogre?
I hate Mondays.
It's gonna be champagne wishes and caviar dreams from now on!
Mexican food, my favorite!