Most scenes together: Hammy & RJ (17), Hammy & Lou and Penny (16), Hammy & Verne (15)
Did I just hear them say, "rabid squirrel?" [Janis: I think they might just be overreacting.] But, what if they're not? What if we have a potential pandemic on our hands? Vermin running loose, spreading disease, and lowering our property values? [Janis: Yeah. I have a casserole in the oven. Gotta run. (walks away)] Fine. You worry about your casserole, and I'll worry about the end of suburban peace and tranquility!
Can we just get the food and go? Really, do they have it, or not? [RJ: Didn't you see it? It was in the box.]
A weed hacker, Verne! A WEED HACKER!
That's just the sound of my heart. Can't you hear it?
All right, RJ. I'm going back to sleep. When that moon's full, I'm waking up and all my stuff had better be right back where it was.
Animals are in the house.
Debbie? I don't remember seeing a permit out for a gathering. Groups of more than one who wish to get... [sees Ozzie lying on the ground, playing dead; screams in alarm]
I am a crazy rabid squirrel! I WANT MY COOKIES!!
I found my nuts! [runs into the camera]
I learned best, Dad.
Jeepers.
Just for the record, if you had told us that all that food you were trying to get was to pay back an angry bear (like Vincent), we would have given it to you. [RJ: Really?] Yeah, that's what families do. They look out for each other.
Moon's full, RJ. See you in the morning.
