Garry Shandling movie quotes

View Quote [eats the bark; with mouthful] Okay, this is great. [eats the bark again, starts chewing and crunching] [mouthful] Granted, it takes some time to chew. But that... [swallows it] That was very satisfying. And, by the way, lots of fiber in there too. Mmm! [eats the bark, chewing] Lots.

View Quote [to RJ] Can we just get the food and go? Really, do they have it, or not? [RJ: Didn't you see it? It was in the box.]

View Quote [giving RJ the death glare before they're about to fall after the umbrella burns out] You're the devil.

View Quote John: Diane, please call down to radiology and get me the x-rays on Mr. Galvin. Also, check with Mrs. Rivers and see if she can switch her appointment to 3:15. I may need to call in Gene for a consultation.
Diane: Yes, Doctor.
John: Gene, can you check your schedule and see if you can do a 3.15 consult?
Gene: Sure.
John: Good. And Mark, did you get back the tests on Mr Freeman?
Mark: I think they're coming in this afternoon, Johnny.
John: Good. Keep me informed, okay?
Male Pigeon: Hey, Doc, do you think I should get my beak done?
John: Fssh!
Male Pigeon: Hey!
John: Call somebody from maintenance we need to put some for permanent screens up, or set some traps. This is a doctor's office, not a zoo.
Mark: He's back. We're gonna be rich.

View Quote [Jacob snoring]
John: Psst! Wake up!
Jacob: Oh! Hey, Doc. You came back.
John: You need help. I want you to take some for tests.
Jacob: Tests? That's good, right? Tests?
John: Yeah. Come on.
Jacob: Ohh, I hate these stairs.
Baby Tiger: Take good care of him, Doc. He's our star.
John: He'll be okay.
Jacob: Oh, great. More steps.
John: Come on. Get in.
Jacob: Wait a minute. The dog gets to ride up front?
Lucky: Hey, could you stop looking at me like I'm a side dish?
Jacob: Oh, don't flatter yourself.
John: Now, you two guys shut up. Quiet.
Jacob: Hey, look. Jerry!
John: Can you keep your voice down?
Jacob: He's a big fan. Hey, Jerry! How you doing, dude? Just going for some tests.
Security Guard: Hey, hey, hey!
Jacob: I'm fine! "The tiger's fine." I'm not sick.
Security Guard: Stop the car!
Male Pigeon: I told you they'd get away.
Female Pigeon: No thanks to you.
Male Pigeon: No thanks to me? Three armed guards versus a pigeon? That's a fair fight?

View Quote Jacob: This is where you work?
John: Come on.
Jacob: Oh!
Rat #1: Don't throw that away. That's the marrow. It's the best part of the bone.
Rat #2: Look who's here.
Rat #1: Well, if it isn't Siegfried and Roy.
John: Keep it quiet. Lucky, keep an eye out. You rats help him.
Rat #1: Hey, we don't work for you.
John: Give me a break. I saved your life.
Rat #1: That's yesterday's news. Take a hike.
[rats laughing]
Rat #1: You want gratitude? Get a hamster.
Rat #2: "Get a hamster." You kill me! Get a hamster!
Lucky: I gotta get help.
Policeman: Yeah, I got a plate I.D. on the catnapper.
Female Pigeon: Do something!
Male Pigeon: The heart of a hawk. The heart of a hawk. The heart of a hawk.
Female Pigeon: A chicken hawk!
Male Pigeon: The heart of a hawk! Aah!
Female Pigeon: Oh.
Rodney: [sings] I Feel good! Na, na, na, na. Like I knew that I would! That feels good. Ohh!

View Quote [last lines] Keep it dry, keep it dry, keep it dry. These quills get stuck on everything.

View Quote [first lines] My leaf. This is mine. Mine, mine, mine. There some other--There's a rock. That's mud. That's just mud. There's a rock. That's my rock. That's my rock. Nobody touches my rock. There's another rock. Two rocks. Three rocks. Peace Rock? Peace Rock! It's the Truce! The Water Truce! It's Water Truce!

View Quote Oh, that's my stick.