There goes my back again.
Are you OK?
You sorry sack of rat dung.
Whoa, Stella, this is a rescue. I'm rescuing you.
I'm gonna gas you so hard your grandchildren'll stink.
What's that?
Bear!
Hair?
Bear!
Dare?
Bear!
RJ
Bruce Willis · 33 quotes
Hammy
Steve Carell · 28 quotes
Verne
Garry Shandling · 22 quotes
Lou and Penny
20 quotes
Ozzie and Heather
19 quotes
Stella
Wanda Sykes · 18 quotes
Gladys Sharp
Allison Janney · 16 quotes
Vincent
Nick Nolte · 11 quotes
Dwayne LaFontant
Thomas Haden Church · 10 quotes
Spike
Shane Baumel · 9 quotes
Bucky
Sami Kirkpatrick · 8 quotes
Quillo
Madison Davenport · 8 quotes
Tiger
Omid Djalili · 8 quotes
Animals
3 quotes
Nugent
Brian Stepanek · 3 quotes
Skeeter
Paul Butcher · 3 quotes
Woman
3 quotes
Most scenes together: Hammy & RJ (17), Hammy & Lou and Penny (16), Hammy & Verne (15)
Over the Hedge quotes
Page 3 of 6[Verne made his way back to see RJ giving out cookies to the woodland animals.]
That's right. Don't push. Plenty for everybody. Got a box right over here for ya, Penny.
Jeepers, that is good. Kids, eat up! Anything that tastes this good has to be good for you.
You feel that buzz in the back of your skull?
Yeah.
That's called a sugar rush. It's what keeps humans going. It's why they don't hibernate. You top that off with a little of this, and what usually takes you all summer is only gonna take us a week.
[Hammy is about to drink the energy soda can. But RJ he stop him.]
Hold on, Hamsquad. The last thing you need is caffeine. That's right. Come on, dig in. Because this, my friends, is just the beginning.
What?
[All night, the animals started stealing food to fill up the log. RJ gives the porcupine kids down the grass to steal backpacks and a few game consoles. Later on, they steal Gladys food and pizza boxes, much to her anger. RJ and Heather listen to music on a Walkman, The porcupine parents used their quills and steal hot dogs. They play cards in the night]
Read it and weep.
[At a birthday party, Stella popping out of a birthday cake, causing the kids screaming in horror and running away, then RJ and the gang snatches the food, and marks the paper and placing to the hedge, Once Gladys left her house, she saw the destruction in the neighborhood and goes to get her phone call.]
Hello? I need every business listing you have under "exterminator."
[RJ is on a tree, checking the list that the ice cooler is next. He gets a plan and tells the animals to get ready. Verne is still being left out until he heard a car screech and a thud.]
Ozzie!
Timmy
[He heads over. There are boys named skeeter and timmy. Looking down at Ozzie, who is playing dead.]
Whoa, Mom! You hit a possum.
Debbie Oh, my goodness.
Do you think it's dead?
Oh, no.
[Vincent lunges at the truck, the force causing Dwayne's foot to fall against the gas pedal.]
We're out of control!
We can drive.
It's just like Auto-Homicide 3!
What?
Verne, let me in! Wrong button! Wrong button!
GPS
Please select destination.
Take us home! Take us to the log!
GPS
Previous destination selected. Make a legal U-turn.
We got it!
Hammy! Let me in!
Not listening to RJ.
Kids, lose that bear!
What weapons do we have?
We've got a hammer.
Cool.
You little...
Thank you! Yes, Yes! [The animals end up throwing him out] Hey! Let me in, let me in!
No! Ring-tailed charlatan! [rolls up the window]
Ozzie!
He's just trying to help us. Just let him in!
After what he did to us?
But he came back. [Vincent's roar is heard]
Lou
And he brought a bear!
We will turn this van around, mister. [The animals were shocked and stunned]
Lou
[points at Verne]
He started it.
I'm telling you. He's just trying to help us, really.
But, Verne, you're the one who always says trust your tail.
But it's not tingling.
All
Ohhh!
Why didn't you say so?
Hey! Thank you, thank you.
You're dead, RJ!
Duck!
And your friends are next.
Penny
Look out!
GPS
Make an immediate left turn.
Bonus points!
All
Yeah!
RJ!
Yeah!
Look out.
High score.
No, no, no, no!
GPS
[Glady screams truck horn. Hammy waving hand hello.]
You have arrived.
Everybody all right?
Come on!
We've gotta go, we've gotta go!
The old jazz dance injury.
[after Dwayne sets up a lot of animal traps in her backyard to keep animals off her property while RJ watches from inside the hedge]
Did you put this one in? This Depelter Turbo? [Dwayne: That's a contraband item, ma'am, as it is illegal in every state, except Texas.] I don't care if this thing's against the Geneva Conventions. I want it! [Dwayne: (chuckles) I thought you might. So I took the liberty of installing it for you.]
[after Verne scares away Shelby and Mackenzie with his naked body without his shell]
That was great! You, my friend, are a natural. Or should I say, "au naturel." [tosses him a cookie]
[after Verne turns on the GPS; frantically begging] [GPS: Please select destination.]
Take us home! TAKE US TO THE LOG! [GPS: Previous destination selected. Make a legal U-turn.]
[after Vincent retaliates by punching him in the face for accidentally shocking him]
You guys wanna party, do ya? All right, then, let's party!
[attacking RJ and the woodland animals along with Dwayne and Vincent while cutting the hedge with a string trimmer]
Show your rat little faces! Filthy creatures! [zoom out, showing the three villains attacking them on both sides of the hedge as they're cornered inside] STAY IN THE WOODS WHERE YOU BELONG!
[attempting to convince RJ to forget his woodland friends and move on as an independent loner]
Who are you kidding? You said it yourself, you're a family of one. Always will be. It's how guys like you and me survive. So a few saps got hurt in the process. Tough. That's life. Trust me, you don't need them.
[bracing for impact when the Depelter Turbo activates]
Prepare for a lot of stinging!
[eats the bark; with mouthful]
Okay, this is great. [eats the bark again, starts chewing and crunching] [mouthful] Granted, it takes some time to chew. But that... [swallows it] That was very satisfying. And, by the way, lots of fiber in there too. Mmm! [eats the bark, chewing] Lots.
[exits her house and spits out her coffee, seeing the neighborhood in a mess, and calls a number on her phone]
Hello? I need every business listing you have under "exterminator."
[facing Vincent while standing on top of the hedge and holds up a potato chip]
Hey, Vincent! You were right. With a Spuddie, enough just isn't enough! [eats the chip]
[first words while talking on the phone while driving in her SUV]
No, I can talk. I'm just driving.
[giving RJ the death glare before they're about to fall after the umbrella burns out]
You're the devil.