L Lou
I don't care who started it.
P Penny
[Verne waved the branch, getting everyone's attention]
Oh, look, food.
Well, I think you know what this means.
Just a minute, Hammy. [passing one grab to each of them] This means we were nine berries away from starvation. Sorry. That was a little intense. I meant really serious hunger pains.
Not finished, Hammy. Morning, Lou, Penny.
Hey, kids. So, what I want to tell you is...
I'm not done, Hammy. If you have to go again, just go. OK. So all I'm saying is we cut it a little close. So this year, we need to make sure that we fill the log...
O Ozzie
All the way to the top.
Exactly. [meanwhile, RJ is walking by the bushes, seeing them for the first time] All the way to the top. Because what are we?
L Lou
Super, Verne, really super.
What is it you want to tell me?
What was it, what was it, what was it, what was it? Wait. Right on the tip of my tongue. Oh, yeah! There's a weird thing over there. I've never seen before. It's really scary. Follow me.
OK. Meeting called on account of weird scary thing. Let's go. [unknown to the family, RJ was watching them behind bushes]
Hammy, what weird thing? [seeing what Hammy is pointing at] Oh. That weird thing.
[They look over to the left and right of the massive hedge, Hammy speeds way to the side of the hedge]
It never ends!
[He speeds the other way, brushing past RJ]
Whoa! [Hammy zooms past RJ again] Hey!
It never ends that way too.
L Lou
Whoa. Yeah, jeepers is the word there, hon.
O Ozzie
I've never seen anything like this.
H Heather
What is this thing?
Quillo I'm scared.
P Penny
It's OK, it's just a... What is this thing, Lou?
L Lou
I... Well, it's a... It's... Verne?
Well, it's... it's obviously....some kind of bush?
P Penny
I'd be less afraid of it if I just knew what it was called.
H Heather
Steve sounds nice.
P Penny
I'm a lot less scared of Steve.
O Ozzie
Oh, great and powerful Steve! What do you want?
I don't think it can speak.
Woman's voice: I heard that, young man!
[It made the animals yelp and Ozzie passes out] Woman's voice: You get over here right now!
[Stella pulls Ozzie back while Verne stops Hammy]
Hammy, get back here.
It probably came from the other side of Steve. I mean the bush. I mean... Jeez! [letting out a sign] Look, there's only one way we're gonna find out what this thing is, and what this is all about. I'm gonna go check it out. [Verne takes a few slow steps, ] Ah!
Aye aye yay. [until he tripped and fell into the hedge, frightening the animals]
All right, Steve, you brought this on yourself.
Stella, don't! I'm not eaten, I just tripped. I'm gonna go over there. Just don't anybody move.
[Verne made his way through the hedge and found himself in a backyard of a house]
Kids, come on, hurry up! You'll be late!
What is this place?
[looking around, rj sees homes houses neighborhood. He sees a dragonfly flying by]
Oh, hey there, little... ...fella.
[The dragonfly gets killed by a bug zapper. Verne backed away and bumps into a sprinkler]
Hi.
[Water bursts on him making him land on a column. He runs away from the glass ball and gets caught on it.]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
PT Phone toy
[He jumps into utensils and almost dodged the knives. One landed on the hose, causing water to spurt everywhere. He gets caught and land on a toy car.]
Operator. Can I help you?
[First Words]
No, I can talk. I'm just driving.
[He ducks behind a car and landed on the ground. Then he gets spun around and landed back into the forest]
Verne's back.
O Ozzie
What was over there?
Freaky pink primates! They must have come while we were hibernating. It was awful. They had wheels on their feets...[RJ hops onto a tree, listening to their conversation] ...and there sticks, and they were whacking me with sticks like it was some sort of sick game.
O Ozzie
You should have died! You should have laid down and died!
That's not the worst part. Half the forest is gone. The oak trees and the berry bushes, they're just... they're just... gone.
Quillo How are we gonna live? [Vernes looks at his family]
I don't know. But here's what I do know. We will be fine as long as no one goes over Steve again.
[off-screen]
It's called a hedge. [the animals all look up at him with a ray of light shining on him; introducing himself] And it is not to be feared, my amphibious friend. It is the gateway to the good life.
I'm a reptile, actually. But, you know, it's a common mistake. And, uh, you are?
Where are my manners. [walks off the tree branch] I'm RJ. [the branch smacks on Verne's face] Now please don't think I'm prying, but I couldn't help overhearing, [throwing out items from his bag while looking through] and I can shed a little light on what this whole hedge situation is about. [takes out a map] You see, what was once mere wilderness is now 54 acres of man-made, manicured, air-conditioned paradise. Except for that little-bitty speck. [takes out a magnifying glass, showing a red circle surrounding their location] You are here. [the animals gasp in shock] No, no, that's a good thing. You're hibernators, right? You gather up a bunch of food, store it away for the winter?
Really? This log? This cave-like log?
O Ozzie
All the way to the top.
[measures the log with a measuring tape]
Let me ask ya, how long's it takes, you know, to fill the log?
Ooh! Ever done it in a week?
Not if we work together. You see, you got the food-gathering skills, I got the know-how, and they have the food.
Loads of food! Heaps of food! Food out the wazoo!
Well, whatever kind of food comes out of a wazoo, I don't think we're interested in eating it.
L Lou
I don't know, the guy's making a lot of sense to me. I think we should listen.
P Penny
Yeah, I'm OK with wazoo food here.
No, you're not. The tail is tingling.
[confused]
Hold on, hold on. The what is what?
When something doesn't feel right, my tail tingles, and let me tell you something, everything you've said so far is driving my tail crazy.
Listen. Verne, right? This isn't something you need to be afraid of.
Well, I am. And for good reason. This is not a birthmark.
[cleans up Verne's shell with a toothbrush]
Aw, that's because you went over there without a guide, Verne.
Whatever. Thanks for stopping by. We're not interested.
Not interested in the most delicious food you've ever tasted?
OK. I get it. I understand. This is something that you're just not open to.
P Penny
[He opens a bag of chips. The orange cloud dust covers everyone up and they were blown back against the log and rocks.]
Jeepers.
That, my friend, is a magical combination of corn flour, dehydrated cheese solids, BHA, BHT, and good old MSG, a.k.a., the chip. Nacho cheese flavor.
[He gives some chips to the woodland animals.]
Over here! Toss me one of those!
Yeah, Verne, those were good!
It's all good! And we're going over there, tonight! Yeah!
[Later that night]
Welcome to suburbia.
A All
[All the animals are amazed by the scenery]
Wow! Look at that!
Quillo Hey, Mom, look at us! Look at us!
L Lou
Oh, my! Hon, look at this.
P Penny
[The porcupine kids admire a glass ball, Heather looks at a sprinkler and Penny admires a cactus]
Jeepers.
Listen, if anybody in this family gets hurt, I'm holding you personally responsible.
They're having a good time. I'll take responsibility for that.
A All
This is neat. Look at that. Hey, Spike, look at that.
L Lou
Hey, Verno, I took a few clippings out of my quills to do a little comparison. Look at this, the grass seems to be greener over here.
O Ozzie
Verne, are you certain you came to the same place?
Yeah, 'cause the raccoon says...
OK, enough about him. I get it. So he can do a couple of tricks. I mean, it's not like he can walk on water.
[RJ runs on pool floats]
Hey, everybody! This way to the food!
[They follow RJ down the road.]
That thing's huge!
That is an SUV. Humans ride around in it because they are slowly losing their ability to walk.
P Penny
Jeepers, it's so big!
L Lou
How many humans fit in there?
[A door opens up, making everyone hide. It was the same woman from before.]
Hi, this is Gladys Sharp. Your president? Of the homeowner's association? Right.
Easy, easy, don't worry. That's just a human being. And they are just as scared of us as we are of them. Now, if a human does happen to see you, just lay down, roll over and give your privates a good licking. They love it.
The homeowner's charter, which you signed, says the grass is supposed to be two inches, and according to my measuring stick, yours is 2.5.
Could we just get the food and go? Really, do they have it or not?
Didn't you see it? It was in the box. They've always got food with them. We eat to live, these guys live to eat! Let me show you what I'm talking about.
[A montage begins of various humans doing various food related things]
The human mouth is called a "pie hole." The human being is called a "couch potato.” [A phone] That is a device to summon food. [A doorbell] That is one of the many voices of food. [The door] That is the portal for the passing of the food. [A moped] That is one of the many food transportation vehicles. [food trucks] Humans bring the food, take the food, ship the food, they drive the food, they wear the food! That gets the food hot. That keeps the food cold. That... I'm not sure what that is. What do you know? Food! That is the altar where they worship food. That's what they eat when they eat too much food. That gets rid of guilt so they can eat more food. Food, food, food, food! FOOOOOD!!! So, you think they have enough? Well, they don't. For humans, enough is NEVER enough! And what do they do with the stuff they don't eat? They put it in gleaming, silver cans, just for us.
P Penny
[He dumps the trash down.]
Sweet jeepers.
[Animals cheers]
Dig in! Good, isn't it?
H Heather
[Everyone started to rummage through the trash.]
Wow.
P Penny
Share there, everyone, share.
Uh, that's a baby diaper. And that does come out of a wazoo. So, what do you think? Was I right or was I right? And these things are just the scraps! Wait'll you see what comes in the boxes, packages and cans! I'm telling you, stick with me, and in one week we will gather enough food to... To feed a bear!
[Everyone stared at him.]
Just a figure of speech.
[They heard a sound of a door opening. Through the pet door is a cat. A cat named Tiger]
Halt! Intruders! Intruders! Get out, all of you.
[comes out the door]
What is it, baby?
[When she notice the animals, she freaks out.]
What are you doing?
L Lou
Well, you said to lick our...
P Penny
[They run for their lives as Gladys swings her broom.]
Run!
Get out of here! I just mopped this patio! Filthy vermin!
P Penny
[They made it out of the backyard and back to the forest.]
Verne's right, that was horrible.
L Lou
You kids okay? Hon, you alright there?
H Heather
We'll find other food, right?
See what I mean? That's what I was talking about! These humans don't want us around!
So we scared her, and she overreacted. No biggie.
No biggie? OH! That is what we call a biggie.
Come on, think about the food. It was worth it for that food, huh? That stuff is to die for! [Ozzie faints] Let me rephrase that.
No, "to die for." You nailed that part. Look, maybe our little forest life looks primitive to a guy with a bag.
But I think I speak for the whole family when I say we want NOTHING to do with ANYTHING THAT’S OVER THAT HEDGE!
You haven't even tried doughnuts yet! You wanna store fat? That is the way to store some fat. You'll be sweatin' through the winter! -
H Heather
We'll eat the bark, right?
OK, all right, you guys sleep on it! Good idea. I'm gonna check back with you. Shoot! Almost had 'em.
[Later, RJ had settled himself up on a tree.]
Good night, Heather.
L Lou
Good night there Verne.
Quillo Night, Uncle Verne.
When we wake up, only 273 days left till winter.
Spuddies... Cooler... Wagon... Redder wagon.
But I have six more days!
That's what I call a super-duper performance there.
Beyond super. They were riveted, man. You were awesome!
H Heather
Dad. I just gotta say, that was... that was pretty good.
O Ozzie
But let's not forget our brilliant leadership: RJ.
H Heather
Hey, RJ, come this way. We wanna show you something.
Quillo Sweet.
That raccoon knows what he's doing.
You're my hero there, fella.
H Heather
Over here, this way.
Quillo Yeah, we wanna show you something. Come on, hurry!
[The animals, except Verne, shows RJ a surprise; his new home]
Check it out. [RJ looks around at some random objects of his new home] Your new home!
[gestures at the baby car seat]
And look, we got a place for you right here!
Yeah, is this anything like what you had, RJ?
This isn't anything like what I had, Lou.
[hands RJ a can of caffeine]
Here, I'm not supposed to drink this.
Thanks. [to Heather, who sits on RJ's bag] Oh. [clears his throat] Is that my bag?
H Heather
Yeah, we brought it in here so you wouldn't have to sleep in that old tree.
Hey, RJ, check this out! We totally hooked up the TV.
Quillo I hot-wired the HD converter.
We get like 1,000 channels!
H Heather
Here, can you take the remote before my dad does?
Wow. A universal remote? This is nice, guys. Really nice. [turns on the TV]
TA TV Announcer
And now, we return to "A Scoundrel Among Us".
You should be ashamed of yourself! We let you into our family, and you deceived us! [RJ changes the channel]
M Man
I gave you my heart, and then you ripped it into a million pieces! [RJ changes the channel again]
D Dr. Dennis
Get real, Kevin. Because when you feel like a dirtbag, it's because you're a dirtbag, right? So just say it out loud: "I am a dirtbag."
"Dirtbag"? I don't think that guy's a real doctor. What've you think there, RJ? [notices RJ has gone] RJ?
[They realized that RJ has ran off.]
Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, RJ. What are you doing, man? You are getting in way too deep. Just get the food. Feed the bear. Get the food. Feed the bear. WAAH! Where's the food? Where's the food?! WHERE'S THE FOOD?!
H Heather
This place is huge.
Animals are in the house.
H Heather
This is so cool.
Yes! OK, stations, everybody.
No grip, no grip, no grip.
Hammy! Less claw, more pad.
Quillo [turns for the THX Logo on]
Uh-oh!
It....That's just for the sound of my heart. Can't you hear it? [She imitates the deep note while Spike kept on being blown away]
Quillo AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
This way, that way! [he and Bucky switches for the channel to Gladys sleeping. Quillo falls over for the THX logo]
Okay, okay, we're good! Go back to work!
P Penny
There you go. [Ozzie throws a can to Penny, who throws it to Spike, who throws it to Heather]
H Heather
[to Verne]
Here, catch! [Verne catches for the can then throws it to Lou. Lou rolls for the can down a transparent paper roll and then Hammy grabs can by can and puts it into the wagon. Penny jumps off a cupboard with marshmallows stuck on her quills and grabs a cookie box]
L Lou
[tries to hold a plate of strawberry gelatin]
Oh, boy. [drops the plate, gasps, Heather catches the plate of gelatin. Hammy still catches the food slide down the transparent sheet]
Yes! We're gonna make it.
[while Hammy catches the food and puts it in the wagon behind him]
My father.... he had an exceptionally flat face. It was so beautiful, he could barely breathe!
Fascinating! [The mountain of food for the wagon grows until morning]
...Inside, I have a multi-leveled climby thing with a shag carpet. Come, I'll show you!
NO, no! I-I-I haven't told you about my life.
Good, good! Going great, going great! [a coffee machine beeps]
[pointing at the coffee machine; to RJ]
What is that?
That is what gets the humans out of bed for the morning. [he and Verne turn to the TV showing Gladys' bed, where she has vanished, and scream in horror]
Quillo Where'd she go?!
[seeing Gladys coming down the stairs]
Get down and stay down! [Bucky, Quillo, and Spike hide under a magazine, while the rest of the animals run behind the counter. Gladys yawns] Move, move! [Gladys pours coffee into a cup. The animals, including RJ, scootch up to look closer. Gladys opens a cabinet and pulls out a box.... with a can of Spuddies behind] C'mon, we've gotta go before she comes back.
[short pause; to Verne]
No, not without those Spuddies!
Lou, Penny? Back to the TV! Heather, keep an eye on that human!
H Heather
I'm on it, RJ. [runs for the staircase]
O Ozzie
No, Heather, wait! [runs after her]
[begins to feel his tail tingle again; to himself]
The tingle, the tingle. [to RJ] RJ, the wagon's full! Let's get out of here!
Hang on, Vincent! This will only take a second!
Oh. Verne, Vincent, simple slip of the bear...TONGUE! Uh, erm.... Just bear with me is what I.... meant to say. There's no bear!
[RJ climbs the bottle rack to go for the Spuddies. Meanwhile, Heather is trying to distract Gladys by copying Ozzie]
Hmm? Oh!
H Heather
Lights fading, limbs growing co.... [Gladys pathetically she kicks Heather down the stairs while Ozzie watches in horror]
O Ozzie
Heather? [As Gladys walks down the stairs, she realizes that she made herself sick by killing Heather. She runs back upstairs into her room. Ozzie runs towards what seems to be Heather's lifeless body] Oh, Heather.
[Meanwhile, she's talking to the Verminator on the phone]
There's a dead white rat on my staircase! [Heather's eyes suddenly open. It turned out she was playing dead]
O Ozzie
I thought you were dead.
H Heather
I learned for the best, Dad.
O Ozzie
[proudly]
That's my girl.
[cut to the kitchen in struggles to retrieve Gladys' Spuddies from the cabinet]
Oh, come...to Papa.
O Ozzie
[returns to the animals with Heather]
We better hurry. We don't have much time.
[tries to stop RJ by grabbing his tail]
What's going on, RJ?
Well then, let's get out of here, because we have what we need.
What are you talking about? [pulls on RJ's tail] We have more than enough!
[snaps]
Hey! Listen, I've got about this long to hand over that wagon load of food to a homicidal bear! [for the other animals gasp at RJ's confession] And if these Spuddies aren't on the menu, then I will be! Now, let go of my tail!
[Pauses; growls, angrily kicks Verne's arm off]
Let GO! [As RJ grabs the Spuddies, Verne and RJ fall down which makes the bottles and pans crash, letting Stella, Tiger and Gladys hear the noise]
Uh, I'm sorry, I've gotta go! [leaves]
Stella?! Stella, where are you going?! STELLAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! [Gladys runs into the kitchen and screams that the animals are inside as RJ and Verne screams and runs away as Stella returns to the kitchen as he follows her] Stella!
Look, it's not you! It won't work, okay? Because I'm a... [Gladys sees her]
[screams; lifts her leg]
SKUUUUUUUUUUUUNK!
Yeah, that. [Gladys screams and runs] Sorry you have to see this. FIRE IN THE HOLE! [Stella sprays an entire house. The Stink explodes like a bomb, and a cork flies out. At the same time, the Verminator van arrives. Gladys coughs]
[to Tiger]
The smell doesn't bother you?
No. This face was bred for beauty. I can't smell a thing.
[RJ turns and looks at Verne then runs out through the cat door.]
To the door! Go, go, go, go, go, go! [Gladys blocks the door without noticing the animals.] Run! [Suddenly, Dwayne kicks down the other door while wearing a gas mask. The animals (except RJ who is not here) are shocked.]
Let's party! [The animals run away.] BUNNIES!!! [Dwayne accidentally traps Gladys's bunny slippers in a net.]
Flee, my love! [Dwayne shoots at Stella, but Tiger pushes her out of the way, getting caught in the net.]
[to Stella]
RUN! [to the rest] That way, outside! [As Verne, Hammy, Stella, Ozzie, Heather, Penny, Lou, Bucky, Quillo and Spike try to escape the house by going through the glass door they forgot it was shut and the slam into and slide down it. Dwayne finally has the animals where he has them.]
[to Verne]
Buenos dias... reptile. [Dwayne finally catches the animals in with his net gun, then black background.]
[Vincent lunges at the truck, the force causing Dwayne's foot to fall against the gas pedal.]
We're out of control!
It's just like Auto-Homicide 3!
Verne, let me in! Wrong button! Wrong button!
G GPS
Please select destination.
Take us home! Take us to the log!
G GPS
Previous destination selected. Make a legal U-turn.
Quillo We got it!
Quillo Cool.
Thank you! Yes, Yes! [The animals end up throwing him out] Hey! Let me in, let me in!
No! Ring-tailed charlatan! [rolls up the window]
He's just trying to help us. Just let him in!
But he came back. [Vincent's roar is heard]
L Lou
And he brought a bear!
[while driving the van, the others are arguing]
Hey! No fighting while we're driving.
Quillo We will turn this van around, mister. [The animals were shocked and stunned]
L Lou
[points at Verne]
He started it.
I'm telling you. He's just trying to help us, really.
But, Verne, you're the one who always says trust your tail.
Hey! Thank you, thank you.
And your friends are next.
G GPS
Make an immediate left turn.
Quillo High score.
G GPS
[Glady screams truck horn. Hammy waving hand hello.]
You have arrived.
We've gotta go, we've gotta go!
The old jazz dance injury.
You guys wanna party, do you? All right then! Let's Party!
Quillo [Dwayne continues to zap RJ and Verne in the hedge and Vincent claws the hedge]
Mom!
Kids! Penny, Lou, look out! Down! That's it! Verne, get everybody out of here. I'll distract him.
Are you crazy? He'll kill you.
Well, I'm the one he wants. Take care of your family, Verne.
I intend to. The whole family. There's got to be something we can do.
[pops out from the top of the hedge]
Hey, Vincent, you were right! [holds up a potato chip] With a Spuddie, enough just isn't enough! [then eats the potato chip]
[last words; outraged]
RJ!!!
O Ozzie
Now, Hammy. Go, go, go!
[Hammy starts to go crazy as the camera zooms in on his eye, which widens greatly. Cut to the Earth, which slows down and stops spinning completely. Hammy is moving so fast it looks like time itself has stopped. Hammy looks around. Everyone and everything is completely frozen, except for him. He walks past The frozen Dwayne and Gladys before turning on the Depelter Turbo to the highest setting. He then notices the cookie on the roof of Gladys' house. He eats it and dodges the slow moving lasers. He then gets an idea. He places the lawn gnome trap underneath Dwayne's foot. As time slowly resumes, a naked Verne pulls the shell-wearing RJ out of Vincent's mouth. RJ salutes goodbye to Vincent as the bear lands on top of Dwayne and Gladys, setting off the lasers]
The Depelter Turbo. Prepare for a lot of stinging! Oh, no! No, no! No, no! No! [A powerful beam of light flashes, reaching all the way to space, destroyed a satellite. Cut to the Milky Way Galaxy, where a small, white light is seen glowed brighter than the other stars. The animals roasting marshmallows and pops popcorn as they watched the three villains getting incinerated by the beam of light]
That stung like I knew it would! [The three villains are completely fried, nearly completely bald, and trapped in a cage]
A All
Whoo-hoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
Good job, everybody. That's teamwork.
Come here, Hammy. Come here. You are a genius, my boy.
And, Verne, don't you ever fix this shell!
Yeah. Glad it's working for ya. Take it off, give it back.
R Ranger
[In the neighborhood, two animal rangers carry Vincent away, relocating him to the Rocky Mountains]
Here we go, off to the Rockies for you, Smokey.
PO Police Officer
[At the same time, a scorched up Gladys and Dwayne are lead away in handcuffs by the police for possessing the illegal and inhumane Depelter Turbo]
Now, you do realize that was a Depelter Turbo?
[desperate, wanting arrest to go to jail]
Officer, please! It was the Verminator! He sold it to me! This has nothing to do with me!
PO Police Officer
Hey, hey! It was in your yard. Your name's on the contract, so you can tell it to the judge.
NO! It's not my fault! Let go of me! [She shoves the officer in a panic-filled rage.]
[last words]
I CAN'T BE ARRESTED! I'M THE PRESIDENT OF THE HOMEOWNER'S ASSOCIATION!? [She attacks the police officer in the face. She tries to run but another cop tackles her]
C Cop
Take her down! [The other Police Officer gets back up and body-slams her.]
PO Police Officer
We got a twitcher! Watch it! Ma'am! [Dwayne tries to take advantage of the cop's attention on fighting Gladys.]
[to the cops]
Get her! [sneaks away and she karate-kicks one of the officers. They all continue fist fighting as Dwayne walk away in the climbs fence.]
PO Police Officer
[faintly]
Stop that! Can I get help over here? [as Dwayne climbs over a fence] Somebody get a hold of her legs! [Dwayne then accidentally steps on a squeaky toys off-screen]
[last words]
Oh, no. No, no! No, no! NO! [a bite was heard, results him to screams in pain. Cuts in the hedge and animals cheers]
H Heather
High five, Hammy!
Yes! It worked! It worked! We did it!
[off-screen]
STELLAAAAAAAAAA!!! STELLA!!!
Oh, Stella! Ah, so this is the outdoor woods? I like it.
Come on, big boy. You're coming with me.
You know, RJ, uh, just for the record, if you had told us that all that food you were trying to get was to pay back an angry bear, we would have given it to you.
Yeah, that's what families do. They look out for each other.
I never really had anything like that.
I know, but believe me, this...This is the gateway to the good life.
Really wish you've told me that sooner.
Well, that's bad communication. Also something families do. So, what do ya say? Wanna be part of it?
Come here, come here. I promised I wouldn't do this. OK.
O Ozzie
Welcome to the family!
What a first week of spring, huh? Wait a minute! That means there's only 267 days left till winter. What are we gonna do for food?!
LOOK, LOOK! I FOUND MY NUTS! [slams into the camera]
[During the credits, When "Rocking the Suburbs" plays in the background]
That, my friends, is the object of all human attention and devotion, and they call it...a TV.
Quillo Wicked cool!
You see, humans feel an inner need to connect with the world around them.
L Lou
That is just super-duper.
They also feel a need to sit on their fat butts, watching TV fulfills both needs at the same time.
P Penny
Come on, kids! Family time there, in front of the TV! Got your snack food?
Buy a vowel! BUY A VOWEL! Buy a "Y", Please buy a "Y"!
O Ozzie
I can't find the remote.
L Lou
Hey, Spikey! Race ya!
O Ozzie
Has anybody seen the remote?
I could do a little TV. I think today's the day we find out if the baby is gifted or if Saxon is really an alien.
Just Like Khan in Star Trek 2! The Genesis Project was in the hands of the Enterprise, but Khan had his plan to steal the invention and redo all the life!
I saw it on TNT, a retrospective.
H Heather
Gummy Worm, anybody?
This is the perfect food.
Fat-free cookies? You might as well just be eating dirt.
I've had dirt, I don't like dirt, it tastes like dirt!
H Heather
Shh! The Show is starting!
[The last part of "Rocking the Suburbs" by Ben Folds continues on the credits]
