[RJ comes out of the hedge and sees Verne pulling the wagon of food away from the forest.]
Verne. What are you doing?
I'm getting things back to the way they were.
No, don't. How about I just leave? [picks up the Spuddies and placed it back on the pile]
Good. You leave, and I return this stuff to the rightful owners.
Because we've angered the humans. And we don't wanna end up like that rabbit. Hence, I'm giving this back so they won't kill us.
Verne, you don't understand! We need this stuff!
[Verne pulled the wagon and RJ fell. Once he got up, he notice what appears to be a chain that is attached to a doghouse. He gasps, dropping the chain.] [quietly]
Verne. Move slow, keep your voice low and follow me.
No! I'm not falling for any more of your smooth talk! I don't know what you're up to, but my entire shell is tingling. Know what? I'm listening to it this time, and I'm putting my foot down.
No, no. [A dog named Nugent]
Nugent Play? [Squeaky Toys]
Nugent Play! Play, play, play! Play, play, play, play, play! Play!
TD Toy Doll
[RJ gets string caught on a Y-shaped stick]
Let's play!
Nugent Play? [camera perspective changes] Play! Play! Play!
Down, boy. Sit. Roll over!
Nugent Play!
Nugent Play!
Attaboy, Verne. Save the food, I'll lose the dog.
Nugent Play.
Nugent Play, play, play, play. Play, play, play, play.
You're dropping all the food, man! Here, catch.
Nugent Play!
Are you hungry? Look, food! [The dog went around the man cooking hot dogs, the gas tank got attached to the wagon.]
BB BBQ Barry
Oh, my back!
Look, people! Play with them!
LT Lunch Table Larry
Look out!
LT Lunch Table Larry
What was that?
Nugent Play, play, play, play.
I'm all right, I'm fine. It's okay. It's... [The tank gets released, making the wagon go faster.]
Verne, unhook the chain! [The take is off chain on the dog got released.]
Nugent Play!
No! [He catches chips] Yes. [The wagon went straight up the slide and into the air]
WHOA! [the wagon had stopped flying and then started to fall. While that happens, the chips went flying out of the can] Verne, I told you to unhook the chain!m[The wagon begins falling. Verne leaps onto an umbrella and so did RJ with the can of chips. He drop it.]
Garbage cans are not to be on the curb before eight... [The wagon and cooler fell into her car, and it exploded.]
B Both
AAAAAHHHHH!!!' [They fall into ack to the forest where the other animals wonder where Verne and RJ are before they backed away. RJ and Verne land on the ground but the food is all gone.]
[devastated]
No...! [covers his mouth] No...!
L Lou
Verne, are you alright there!? Gimme a hand, Oz.
O Ozzie
[gets up]
Oh, sure, sure.
P Penny
What the heck happened?
It's gone. The food! GOOOOOOOONE!
Ask... HIM! [angrily points at Verne]
[annoyed and resigned]
I returned it to its rightful owners.
LA Lou and Ozzie
WHAT?! [they drop Verne]
H Heather
We, like, worked our tails off, y'know? Like a lot! And the food we gathered was totally...you know! And you're...you're all whatever!
O Ozzie
Yeah, Verne, What were you thinking?! The log was full!
Full of junk. [Ozzie is appalled as are the others]
L Lou
Oh, so what're ya saying there? That the food we gathered our way isn't as good as the food we gathered your way? [he and Ozzie walk away]
Your way? [referring to RJ] You mean his way. Can't you see RJ's just using you?
P Penny
[gasps]
Verne! Shame on you, RJ wouldn't do that!
You've gotta trust me on this! Don't you understand that there is something wrong with this guy? My tail tingles every time I get near him!
Oh, so we're supposed to go all hungry 'cause your butt's vibratin'? I'm startin' to think that tingle of yours is just you bein' jealous!
L Lou
Yeah! He's embracing the future there, and now you're just holding us back!
Oh, I hold you back, alright! From extinction! [to RJ] You see what you've done here? If they listened to half of the stuff that you're telling them, they'll be dead within a week! You are only interested in taking advantage of them because they are too stupid and naive to know any better!?
[the animals having heard what Verne said, he was heartbroken]
I'm not stupid.
[turns to the animals, who are shocked and appalled]
Okay, I didn't mean, um...I mean ignorant. To the ways over-over there. C'mon, you guys. You know I didn't mean it like that. [the animals start to walk away] Don't-Don't do this. Stella? Ozzie? [turns to Hammy] Hammy, you know I didn't... [Hammy pushes his hand away] Hammy?
I'm not stupid. [walks away]
[shocked]
Please. [Hammy takes RJ's hand and RJ shakes his head at Verne. as Verne witnessed that, he sighs with grief and sadly begins to walk the other direction]
You guys wanna party, do you? All right then! Let's Party!
[Dwayne continues to zap RJ and Verne in the hedge and Vincent claws the hedge]
Mom!
Kids! Penny, Lou, look out! Down! That's it! Verne, get everybody out of here. I'll distract him.
Are you crazy? He'll kill you.
Well, I'm the one he wants. Take care of your family, Verne.
I intend to. The whole family. There's got to be something we can do.
[pops out from the top of the hedge]
Hey, Vincent, you were right! [holds up a potato chip] With a Spuddie, enough just isn't enough! [then eats the potato chip]
[last words; outraged]
RJ!!!
O Ozzie
Now, Hammy. Go, go, go!
[Hammy starts to go crazy as the camera zooms in on his eye, which widens greatly. Cut to the Earth, which slows down and stops spinning completely. Hammy is moving so fast it looks like time itself has stopped. Hammy looks around. Everyone and everything is completely frozen, except for him. He walks past The frozen Dwayne and Gladys before turning on the Depelter Turbo to the highest setting. He then notices the cookie on the roof of Gladys' house. He eats it and dodges the slow moving lasers. He then gets an idea. He places the lawn gnome trap underneath Dwayne's foot. As time slowly resumes, a naked Verne pulls the shell-wearing RJ out of Vincent's mouth. RJ salutes goodbye to Vincent as the bear lands on top of Dwayne and Gladys, setting off the lasers]
The Depelter Turbo. Prepare for a lot of stinging! Oh, no! No, no! No, no! No! [A powerful beam of light flashes, reaching all the way to space, destroyed a satellite. Cut to the Milky Way Galaxy, where a small, white light is seen glowed brighter than the other stars. The animals roasting marshmallows and pops popcorn as they watched the three villains getting incinerated by the beam of light]
That stung like I knew it would! [The three villains are completely fried, nearly completely bald, and trapped in a cage]
A All
Whoo-hoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
Good job, everybody. That's teamwork.
Come here, Hammy. Come here. You are a genius, my boy.
And, Verne, don't you ever fix this shell!
Yeah. Glad it's working for ya. Take it off, give it back.
R Ranger
[In the neighborhood, two animal rangers carry Vincent away, relocating him to the Rocky Mountains]
Here we go, off to the Rockies for you, Smokey.
PO Police Officer
[At the same time, a scorched up Gladys and Dwayne are lead away in handcuffs by the police for possessing the illegal and inhumane Depelter Turbo]
Now, you do realize that was a Depelter Turbo?
[desperate, wanting arrest to go to jail]
Officer, please! It was the Verminator! He sold it to me! This has nothing to do with me!
PO Police Officer
Hey, hey! It was in your yard. Your name's on the contract, so you can tell it to the judge.
NO! It's not my fault! Let go of me! [She shoves the officer in a panic-filled rage.]
[last words]
I CAN'T BE ARRESTED! I'M THE PRESIDENT OF THE HOMEOWNER'S ASSOCIATION!? [She attacks the police officer in the face. She tries to run but another cop tackles her]
C Cop
Take her down! [The other Police Officer gets back up and body-slams her.]
PO Police Officer
We got a twitcher! Watch it! Ma'am! [Dwayne tries to take advantage of the cop's attention on fighting Gladys.]
[to the cops]
Get her! [sneaks away and she karate-kicks one of the officers. They all continue fist fighting as Dwayne walk away in the climbs fence.]
PO Police Officer
[faintly]
Stop that! Can I get help over here? [as Dwayne climbs over a fence] Somebody get a hold of her legs! [Dwayne then accidentally steps on a squeaky toys off-screen]
Nugent [off-screen]
Play?!?
[last words]
Oh, no. No, no! No, no! NO! [a bite was heard, results him to screams in pain. Cuts in the hedge and animals cheers]
H Heather
High five, Hammy!
Yes! It worked! It worked! We did it!
[off-screen]
STELLAAAAAAAAAA!!! STELLA!!!
Oh, Stella! Ah, so this is the outdoor woods? I like it.
Come on, big boy. You're coming with me.
You know, RJ, uh, just for the record, if you had told us that all that food you were trying to get was to pay back an angry bear, we would have given it to you.
Yeah, that's what families do. They look out for each other.
I never really had anything like that.
I know, but believe me, this...This is the gateway to the good life.
Really wish you've told me that sooner.
Well, that's bad communication. Also something families do. So, what do ya say? Wanna be part of it?
Come here, come here. I promised I wouldn't do this. OK.
O Ozzie
Welcome to the family!
What a first week of spring, huh? Wait a minute! That means there's only 267 days left till winter. What are we gonna do for food?!
LOOK, LOOK! I FOUND MY NUTS! [slams into the camera]
